6. Federally mandated Cruise Control and Heated Grips


Really I only think heated grips should be mandatory, but you should always ask for more than you want in order to get anything at all. Heated grips are a genuine safety thing and should be as common on motorcycles as heaters are in cars. When you get caught out in unexpected bad weather and your fingers get all cold and numb, you can’t control your motorcycle. The unit cost would be tiny if all bikes had them. Yes, I know you love your heated grips but resent the government telling you you must have them. This would be for the benefit of all the morons not nearly as smart as you. Cruise control I just like, and feel my will should be imposed universally.