The kid says any old new Norton will do: I chose the 961 Cafe Racer Mk II so as to inflict maximum pain. Those low clip-ons and long tank reek of the special kind of masochism Nortonistas have embraced for decades, but it’s worth it to get to gaze down upon the carbon fiber fender. Yes it’s expensive, well over $20,000, but the fact that it’s a chunk of money makes it a short walk to justifying another $2995 for the aluminum fuel tank. Would carbon-fiber wheels be sacrilegious? They’re $2739. For me, the color choice is easy: Manx Silver with Red/Black Pinstripe.