Motorcycle Rider Impotence Study Goes Soft
Author disputes study, determining other causes
MO readers piped up in large numbers, adamant that years of riding hadn’t prevented their little soldier’s from standing at attention. According to patent-granted author Randall Dale Chipkar, they may be half right. “More studies are needed to determine the cause,” says Chipkar, who believes that the focus of the study was based on limited information and too few variables, making it inconclusive the motorcycle seats are the cause of impotence.
“Bicycling or hard scooter seats on rough roads are much more rigorous on the groin rather than modern day cruising seats” said Chipkar before adding, “Not to mention motorcycle rubber-mounted engines, sophisticated suspensions, smooth asphalt and contoured padded seats.”
Chipkar went one step further, admitting that such vibration can actually have positive effects. “Subtle groin vibrations increase blood flow and are actually stimulating, not debilitating on our tissues. Regular motorcycle seat vibration is not going to damage penile nerves,” Chipkar added.
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