Since this is year 73 of California’s drought, the National Park Service has declared that no fires of any kind may be built in the campgrounds in the area we’ll be haunting. We won’t even be able to cook with charcoal, which means that there will be no repeat performance of last year’s chili show where a can of chili being heated on the open flames had its contents rise up out of the can in a single piece until the tower got too tall and flopped into the coals. Ah, good times.

  • Ian Parkes

    As long as Tom’s tap-tapping with his fingers, he’s probably taking notes.

  • JMDonald

    I find it funny that moto journalists always feel the need to downplay the lifestyle. Low pay, long hours thankless demeaning tasks, the beatings. We all know it’s more like six figure salaries, swag bag giifties that make the ones they give out at the Oscars look like homeless shelter hygiene kits. First class airline travel to every exotic locale on the planet, five star hotel/resort accommodations,personal assistants, umbrella girls, wipers, the list is endless. We’ve got your numbers gentlemen. Well done. I look forward to the comparison.

  • Old MOron

    I was going to tease you about posting “What we’ll be doing Sept 6 – 9” on Sept 8th. But this top 10 list turned out to be quite good. I hope you get to go to the important lunch meetings some time.

  • Old MOron

    “We all know that some members of the staff have better butts than the others, don’t we?”

    Sean knows: