While you might already be satiated with the Thanksgiving Feast we served up over the last couple of weeks about all the new bikes that might be coming to the World’s Biggest Motorcycle Exposition, the new bikes that did appear at EICMA, and the future new bikes that might be in the works for next year’s EICMA – have you watched our full-color live-action videos of all of them?

You got your Vitpilen 701 and 401, your Panigale V4, your Z900 RS and RS Cafe, your all-new KTM 790 Duke, that tasty H2 SX, your Honda CB1000R nee Neo Sports Cafe, and so many more yada, ad infinitum… we’ve already covered them all in print and in glorious 1080p HD. But have you seen all ten of our Top Ten bikes from EICMA all wrapped up in one tidyish package, narrated by yours truly? (I feature a face for radio and the narrative skills of a writer.) Not until now you haven’t. Enjoy, this one’s on the house. Really they’re all on the house in the land of MO, you aren’t paying a red cent for any of it, you freeloaders!

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  • Old MOron

    Ha ha, Sean and JB look exhausted at the beginning. Well played.
    And the video patter was good, too. “The mini motorcycle that launched a million motorcyclists,” I like it. I was alive in 1973, and I can’t wait for the R900RS Cafe to take me back.

    PS: the new Enfields look much better in person than in pictures.

    PPS: you’ve had multiple opportunities, and you continue to fail to insult me. Boo-hoo.

    • spiff

      Look at how tired they look and realize Evans was on his own last year.

  • schizuki

    Damn, I haven’t heard narration like that since the tractor auction on Des Moines Public Access Television.

    So, which NFL player will crash an H2 first?

    • Jean

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    • Nunya Bidniz

      Yeah, that stumbling delivery makes you wonder if English is his native tongue. Peut-etre un Quebecois?

      • Merlin Stewart

        I love listening to him.

    • Oh Snap

      He just may be from Des Moines Public Access…

      • Callie

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  • Starmag

    Hey! Freeloaders? I’d be really offended if that wasn’t true.

    H2 SX “carry a much needed change of underwear” lol. No doubt.

    • Gabriel Owens

      Yeah good line.

    • Gabriel Owens

      The h2 sx was my favorite reveal but that Cyclops front end is garbito

  • Patriot159

    #1: Yamaha Tenere Rally Raid. Fixed the list for ya!

  • Old MOron
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  • gunny 2shoes

    nicely done, i’ll take one of each
    and a gold wing dct too

  • MarkH

    Seems MC.com never heard of the Husqvarna Nuda street bike. No, it wasn’t sold in the US, but it did precede the Vitpilen.

    One could also argue about the Royal Enfield ‘new engine’ comment.

  • Gary

    The line, “a much-needed change of underwear” actually made me laugh/bark like a dog. Thanks, John, I needed that!