3. Barhop

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Speaking of Kool-Aid, you can get it in an alcohol-infused gelatin form at most bars during Bike Week. Or you can have Jagermeister shots poured directly in your mouth by leggy blondes, brunettes, or redheads (sometimes on stilts) carrying bottles in convenient holsters on their hips. Of course, all the liquor advertisements stress drinking responsibly, which rings about as truthfully as insurance companies saying they exist to protect us. Let’s face it, Daytona Bike Week is an orgy of classic rock and excessive amounts of booze, with motorcycles as the presumptive reason for gathering together. This has always provoked more than a little cognitive dissonance for me, as intoxication and motorcycles frequently lead to very bad things…