10. No One Will Ever Ask You to Use Your Bike to Help Them Move


Isn’t it funny how popular you become when you buy a pickup truck? Friends from all over suddenly remember your phone number, but it’s not you they want. It’s your truck – and its carrying capacity. When they move, they’ll call on you. They just found a sofa on Craigslist? Your phone will buzz. However, aside from all the pleasure you get from actually riding your motorcycle, you’ll never again be asked to help your friends carry 1000 pounds of steer manure during lawn-feeding season again.