Top Ten Reasons to Wear a Bandana

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3. Excessive Brain Power Not Required

No Velcro Bandana

No farking Velcro!* or complicated mechanisms or moving parts. If you can fold a square once to form a triangle and tie a granny knot, you can handle a bandana. And not wake everyone in the office when you take it off. (*Unless you go with the very nice in extreme conditions, Aerostich Evapodana.)

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  • Koczk

    Nothing more frustrating than these 10-page articles, where I have to load a new page and scroll down each time for all ten points.

    Is this about driving up clicks or something?

    Please stop doing it.

    • Mike B

      Yes…super annoying. It must be about clicks.

    • loloyd

      Frustrating or annoying? Or both? :-P

    • GOPHatesFreedom

      It’s all click bait. I stop reading at page one and move on.

  • Kevin

    #11: Massive face trauma in the case of accident. You’ll be on the front page for sure!

    • john burns

      No reason you can’t sport the bandana with a full-face, I nearly always do.

      • CaptainPlatypus

        This is by far the cheapest and most effective anti-fogging on the market.

  • DickRuble

    Strong language for a bogus little piece that had no reason to be. I guess it’s winter.. slow days, no riding….. It’s so hard to resist telling you what I think of those wearing bandanas….

    • john burns

      let it out, Ruble!

  • octodad

    never got any grief about it. you are right, get more positives from women. think they want to tie me up. well, two can play at that game…

  • Cody

    #2 right on the mark!

  • Bajagrngo

    I like my beret…so there

  • Red Rider

    Hi. My name is Red And I, uh, I-wear-a-bandana. Thanks Motorcycle.com. I needed that.

  • Old MOron

    What about Buffs? How do those fit in?

  • Mike B

    Willie G wears a beret…just sayin’

  • fastfreddie

    @2:Thought it was the other way around.Everytime I see one with a bandana,I identify him (with a scientifically proven score of 98.7% correctness) to be a douchebag:p

  • Andrew Schechterman

    Love the Buff Coolmax bandanas, can vary in price, but cover #1-#10 (have not tried #11). Good stuff.

  • http://batman-news.com DannoDog

    Is it still February? Could you please do your next article on why the straws at diner’s make that squeeky sound when they go up and down? Or the top ten reasons to use those thingy’s that clip on you boot lace and your jeans to keep them from riding up…oh wait…did I spoil that one? oh! How about a “Visor up” versus “Visor Down” Shootout…?

  • Send Margaritas

    Reason #11: Add a handgun, and you have a career. ;)