4 – Mario Batali
Sticking for a moment with the theme of huge guys on tiny scooters, here’s celebrity chef Mario Batali and, presumably, his prep cook, on the hunt for fresh ingredients. We love Mario’s food, and it’s great that the boys are wearing helmets, but come on, Mario – take ten seconds to secure the chinstrap, willya? And what’s this – orange Crocs, even while scootering? The MSF does not approve, sir.