2. Fun Commute


Jobs are a necessary evil. Without a job, you don’t have money (unless your earned it the old-fashioned way by inheriting it). Without money, you will never get food, shelter, or the comfort of another human for intimate body contact. Oh, you won’t be able to buy a motorcycle, either. So, why not make your commute fun by doing it on a motorcycle? You get to swagger into the office wearing cool clothes with stylish hair. Your brain also gets some exercise away from glowing screens and ringing phones. You’ll probably arrive at work with a smile on your face. You are a motorcyclist. You stand out in a crowd (and not just because of your hair).