Yes, it’s a scooter, but it’s a scooter with a 22-horsepower fuel-injected 278cc Single that’ll get it cracking right along at freeway speeds on those 12-inch tires if you’re (wo)man enough. What won’t fit under the seat can blow in the breeze between your knees from the hook that’s there for carrying bags. Yes, it will charge your personal device while it enhances your personal life, since everybody wants to talk to you. It’s a lot of dough for a scooter, but it’s a Vespa, made of real steel – the Harley-Davidson of scooters. Your family will even think it’s cool, and will fight to please you to inherit it. I may have just talked myself into one of these… seriously, a scooter is such a convenient thing to keep around the house.