Last week, you got so cold that you couldn’t put your feet down in time and fell over when you came to a stop light. If that weren’t embarrassing enough, you had to struggle to stand up – before even attempting to lift your bike – with a group of onlookers watching from the warmth of their cars. So, you decided that, instead of tucking your bike away for its long winter’s nap, you just needed to don more layers to keep the cold at bay. Now, you’re faced with a different problem: How do you mount and then control your motorcycle in your statue-like condition.