4. Pissing Contest


So Larry Littledick is revving the nuts off his Harley at the light … Sammy Smacktalk is calling you out … and Sally Sassypants just might let you take her for a ride but only if you can impress her with your moto prowess. What to do? Hell, it’s a free country. Do what you want. But if what you want is a little friendly advice, we will say this: Don’t listen to us, we have zero self-control. No, seriously, we’d race you in a heartbeat. We’re no saints, and we’re only mildly ashamed of that fact.