David Hasselhoff

David Hasselfhoff

The former “Baywatch” star and floor-burger-lover lost control of his motorcycle and crashed in Los Angeles in 2003, causing minor injuries to himself and his passenger, then-wife Pamela Bach. The Hoff told investigating officers the two were riding his 2003 Harley-Davidson near a freeway overpass when a wind gust caused him to lose control of the bike. As he was trying to regain control, the motorcycle ran into a curb, throwing the couple. His wife sustained a fractured left ankle and right wrist; the actor fractured his lower back and broke several ribs, but his coif remained intact.

In 2007, Bach blamed the wreck for the breakdown of their 16-year marriage, accusing Hasselhoff of neglecting her after the crash. “I couldn’t walk for a year and was in a wheelchair,” she told reporters. “They told me I’d never walk again. During that whole year, he took me out only twice – once to a Celine Dion concert and once to a basketball game.” Celine Dion? Harsh.