Round Three: The Drag Strip

Brent Avis
by Brent Avis
The LA crowd likes to deride the desert-dwellingPalmdalians, and now we realize it can only be about LA's envy over having no drag strip. With a '68 Ford Mustang in the lane next to us, before the first run, the blonde cutie in the passenger seat looked a little tense; after about the third, our boy was enjoying back-rub action in the driver's seat waiting for the next pass. Young love...

The MO staff, however, was not here to play. We were here for serious business, and, at great personal risk, took it upon ourselves yet again to plumb the performance parameters of our three contestants in this, the final showdown, the Freakness Preakness, for the coveted Open-class crown...

Monday, we'll get on with the bidness of crowning the Open Class champ. We'll also have some cool drag strip videos and maybe another thing or two we can't think of right now because it's friday and there's less cold beer in the fridge now than there was when we arrived this morning.

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