Our man in Milan, Evans Brassflagons, was running ragged on espresso fumes and adrenaline when he ran into a trio of angle-snouted, aggressively stancing Kawasakis and swung instantly into anchorman mode, which you can see below.

The trellis-framed tootsie Z900 is an inline-Four packing a claimed 123 horsepower. The Z650 is a similarly non-attired sportybike powered by Kawasaki’s excellent 649cc parallel-Twin. And the new Versys-X 300 packs a small version of one of our favorite moto multi-tool adventure bikes with the 296cc Twin from the awesome (and awesome-selling) Ninja 300. Makes sense.