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FearlessKnight 02-24-2009 04:36 PM

Got a new bike
 
Got a new bike an 2007 out of the crate ZX-6Rhttp://forums.2wf.com/album.php?albumid=3&pictureid=14 Didn't get laid off love my work. My new bike is really a blast...great chick magnet, :) Next thing I am going to buy thiis horse. I like to jump over things with horses. YouTube - Eventing Falls

Ok longride you can ban me now. :)

longride 02-24-2009 05:08 PM

What happened to the CBR 1000 you bought? Just another lie from a master liar? Yes it is.

sfcdjevans 02-24-2009 05:11 PM

Nice bike. The horse thing, jeez I dunno...

longride 02-24-2009 05:14 PM

"Nice bike."

You mean nice picture of someone else's bike. It ain't his.

FearlessKnight 02-24-2009 05:15 PM

Chickened out
 
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Originally Posted by longride (Post 205502)
What happened to the CBR 1000 you bought? Just another lie from a master liar? Yes it is.

No I got scared bout it and canceled the deal. It was $4000 more money and a little too much bike for me. I want a horse too. I can get an abandoned thorughbreed eventing mare for vet fees and board her for 6 months for that. Funny she is red too.

longride 02-24-2009 06:36 PM

And if bullshyt was music, you'd have a brass band.

BrowningBAR 02-24-2009 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by longride (Post 205514)
And if bullshyt was music, you'd have a brass band.

I haven't heard that one in a long ass time. One of my father's favorites, actually.

Buzglyd 02-24-2009 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by FearlessKnight (Post 205506)
No I got scared bout it and canceled the deal. It was $4000 more money and a little too much bike for me. I want a horse too. I can get an abandoned thorughbreed eventing mare for vet fees and board her for 6 months for that. Funny she is red too.

Um KP? A 50 year old tub of goo on a 2 year old Jap 600 does not a chick magnet make.

pushrod 02-24-2009 06:47 PM

!!!!!

No, no, no, no, no!

Please tell me it isn't happening again!

BrowningBAR 02-24-2009 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by pushrod (Post 205523)
!!!!!

No, no, no, no, no!

Please tell me it isn't happening again!

You know it won't last long.

sarnali2 02-24-2009 09:16 PM

Trouble with a sportbike for a chick magnet is you are way past the target demographic that finds sportbikes cool. When they see you're old enough to be their dad they'll run away back to class.....

Should have bought a Harley.....

longride 02-25-2009 04:29 AM

"Should have bought a Harley....."

You mean he should have posted a picture of someone else's Harley.

MOKE1K 02-25-2009 06:25 AM

I once met two 65yr olds at our local track both riding Ducati 1098s, they deffinatly were not atracting any women. But I had to shake their hands and give em the thumbs up. Hopefully that will be me when Iam that young!

How much did ya pay for the zx6r?

longride 02-25-2009 06:58 AM

An oldie, but still a goodie.

trenttheuncatchable 02-25-2009 07:17 AM

A chick doesn't even need to see the motorcycle to be impressed. I caught a cute bartender's interest, and she only saw my jacket and helmet (the motorcycle was parked outside :)

And when I'm 65, if I'm riding a Duc 1098 at the track, I'll consider myself a very lucky guy, regardless of whether or not that attracts women.

FearlessKnight 02-25-2009 07:50 AM

Things just happen
 
What can I say guys when you look like JoaquinPhoenix http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...nPhoenix13.jpg
with a little gray on the temples
and you ride a cool bike... things just happen.

SmokeU 02-25-2009 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by FearlessKnight (Post 205594)
What can I say guys when you look like JoaquinPhoenix http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...nPhoenix13.jpg
with a little gray on the temples
and you ride a cool bike... things just happen.


What about a hairlip?

FearlessKnight 02-25-2009 08:01 AM

Don't have one. Also riding up on my bike to the Horse barn makes quite an entrance. Lots of educated and sucessful women ride horses (tip for Buz)

seruzawa 02-25-2009 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeU (Post 205595)
What about a hairlip?

Joaquin Phoenix?

longride 02-25-2009 08:22 AM

"Ok longride you can ban me now. "

Just for the record in case you were too stupid to figure it out, I never banned you or any of your 50 alises from this site. That is a fact.

The_AirHawk 02-25-2009 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by FearlessKnight (Post 205598)
Don't have one. Also riding up on my bike to the Horse barn makes quite an entrance. Lots of educated and sucessful women ride horses (tip for Buz)

I'm absolutely certain it does.

I'd pay to see the beating you'd incur from all those educated and sucessful women after they pick themselves up off the ground, as most horses are really skittish around motorcycles.........

Ow! Oh! Yipe! No - not the riding crop! YEEEOWCH!

The_AirHawk 02-25-2009 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by FearlessKnight (Post 205594)
What can I say guys when you look like JoaquinPhoenix http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...nPhoenix13.jpg
with a little gray on the temples
and you ride a cool bike... things just happen.

He looks nothing like a young Michael Douglas. On or off Steroids.

The_AirHawk 02-25-2009 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by FearlessKnight (Post 205493)
Next thing I am going to buy thiis horse. I like to jump over things with horses.

I think I stumbled-across a vid of you and a horse one time, scarred me for life.......

seruzawa 02-25-2009 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by longride (Post 205602)
"Ok longride you can ban me now. "

Just for the record in case you were too stupid to figure it out, I never banned you or any of your 50 alises from this site. That is a fact.

I wonder how long until the moron discovers that rich successful horse riding women won't find an @sshole in a motorcycle helmet attractive no matter how much pheromone cologne he slathers on his mug.

FearlessKnight 02-25-2009 01:16 PM

If you knew anything about Equestrian Eventing you would know that the women that ride are very athletic, brave, and poised. Thus their attraction to me FearlessKnight. :)

tripleripple 02-25-2009 01:18 PM

All this time and you're still a douchebag. Sigh.

FearlessKnight 02-25-2009 01:20 PM

Come on trip I'm joking a little. Nice website

The_AirHawk 02-25-2009 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by FearlessKnight (Post 205639)
Come on trip I'm joking a little. Nice website

Still doesn't change the fact that you're a douchebag.........

BrowningBAR 02-26-2009 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by FearlessKnight (Post 205639)
Come on trip I'm joking a little. Nice website

No, joking is when people laugh. You’re smarmy self-importance is interesting in the same way as a crazed street walker is interesting when he is shouting delusional statements and arguing with invisible combatants.

Kenneth_Moore 02-26-2009 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by FearlessKnight (Post 205637)
If you knew anything about Equestrian Eventing you would know that the women that ride are very athletic, brave, and poised. Thus their attraction to me FearlessKnight. :)

I disagree. My ex-wife rode Equestrian Jumping. She was an utter b!tch...her horse despised her almost as much as her daughters did. And most of the Boca hosers who hung out at the stable were a bunch of phoney almost-rich wannabes.

Thanks for coming back, stick around. I'd forgotten just how absolutely bizzare you really are. You make the rest of the world seem refreshingly normal.

BTW: if you post a photo of "yourself" on a motorcycle I'll send Longride another helmet.

Buzglyd 02-26-2009 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenneth_Moore (Post 205714)
I disagree. My ex-wife rode Equestrian Jumping. She was an utter b!tch...her horse despised her almost as much as her daughters did. And most of the Boca hosers who hung out at the stable were a bunch of phoney almost-rich wannabes.

Thanks for coming back, stick around. I'd forgotten just how absolutely bizzare you really are. You make the rest of the world seem refreshingly normal.

BTW: if you post a photo of "yourself" on a motorcycle I'll send Longride another helmet.

That's the thing Ken. No matter what's going on at home or abroad, one delusional rant from KP makes everything better.


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