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allbikesbiker 07-22-2004 10:13 PM

Re: Her Favorite Biker Accessory
first post?

it's certainly cheaper than buying a Harley...

to do your vibrating on.

naco_traficante 07-23-2004 01:36 AM

gives Hot Seat a whole new meaning
This will lead to a lot of rider neck-burns since the passangers will constantly be smoking cigarettes.

Buzglyd 07-23-2004 02:19 AM

Do you smoke after sex?
I don't know. I never looked.

mile_eater 07-23-2004 02:36 AM

Re: Her Favorite Biker Accessory
Ahh. The world still has a sense of humor.

pdad13 07-23-2004 02:57 AM

Re: Her Favorite Biker Accessory
I foresee more than a few traffic lights being disregarded. If she's about to peak, would you stop? Maybe the better question is would she let you?

Or, I guess you could just throw it in neutral, coast to a stop and keep the revs in the pleasure zone.

My god, what the hell am I talking about? This is the silliiest thing I've seen in some time.

Bet they sell a ton.

maladg 07-23-2004 03:22 AM

Re: Her Favorite Biker Accessory
Good ole "Murrican" inventiveness at it's best!

ChicagoCruiser 07-23-2004 03:58 AM

Re: Her Favorite Biker Accessory
That's why I refer to my machine as an 1100CC foreplay machine!

nokneedragin 07-23-2004 04:30 AM

Re: Her Favorite Biker Accessory
1st, I pity any man who needs this or any motorcycle to get a girl goin

2nd they will prob sell like hotcakes. I can just see sleezballs installing it on their bikes, and not telling any of the passengers about it.

3rd the inventor of this had way to much time on their hands (oh.. wait...idle hands and all that)

bigjames 07-23-2004 04:50 AM

Re: Her Favorite Biker Accessory
Could this be like the knobs some guys used to have installed on the back seat? To secure the passenger you see... Gee, may be this is one of those things we Harley folks don't get (or need). Or may be it was designed for the counter balanced cruisers (H-D Softail and VR included) that simply don't shake, er, I mean vibrate enough as it is. Thank God my Harleys vibrate just like they are supposed to and my passenger (only counting SWMBO here) never complains and seems mighty happy back there....

now, it might be appreciated on my Beemer though.....


bigjames 07-23-2004 04:53 AM

Damn this is real....
I thought it was another MOronic joke!

pdad13 07-23-2004 05:01 AM

Re: Her Favorite Biker Accessory
By the way, does it come with a red velvet seat cover?

naco_traficante 07-23-2004 05:05 AM

Re: Her Favorite Biker Accessory
I wonder if these things mount in barstools, too ... or would the V-twin hanging under the seat be a give-away ?

ValkBandit 07-23-2004 05:23 AM

gets my vote for best post ever! my side is hurting from laughing ...

nokneedragin 07-23-2004 05:36 AM

..&$#% I spilt my beer
Ya know, it sounds like a good idea for a barstool, untill you accidentally sit down on it.

captainwhoopass 07-23-2004 05:46 AM

Re: Her Favorite Biker Accessory

(Comic book guys says):

Best* idea* ever*.

captainwhoopass 07-23-2004 06:21 AM

Re: Her Favorite Biker Accessory
Beg your pardon? Religious wacko? ME?

Please show me a single post I have made in my entire time at MO that even mentions religion.

Your generalizations regarding Republicans are seriously scary, and only show your complete inability to formulate any of your own thoughts or opinions, instead just regurgitating what you are told by the liberal media. Are you even a human being, or am I talking to a computer at John Kerry's campaign headquarters? I'll bet more than half of Republicans could give a damn about the church. The "religious right" is a minority group among Republicans, and especially among those under 30. I personally can't stand the Catholic church, and vehemently disagree with it on virtually every single social issue it takes a stance on.

BMW4VWW 07-23-2004 06:21 AM

Re: Her Favorite Biker Accessory
Hopefully the seat cover will be vinal, or some other easily wiped off surface. VWW

electraglider_1997 07-23-2004 06:56 AM

Re: Her Favorite Biker Accessory
groin is spelled with an "r".

captainwhoopass 07-23-2004 06:57 AM

Re: I am confused.
I never said I was voting for Bush.

I feel no loyalty to him, I just fail to see a better option from the Dems.

Stop putting words in my mouth.

captainwhoopass 07-23-2004 07:00 AM

Re: Her Favorite Biker Accessory
No, all you need is a big sweaty Harley rider and a jar of Vaseline.

seruzawa 07-23-2004 07:01 AM

We're all doomed!
I'm afraid that this invention means the end of civilization. There's nothing to stop womyn from installing this in their SUVs as well. This will result in such a multitude of wrecks on the roads that all vehicular traffic will cease. We will starve to death as no food will be able to reach the markets.

Men will be forced to take over all functions of society as the womyn sit in their vehicles, their fingers pressing the "vibro" button unceasingly. As a poster above mentioned, the chain smoking of womyn will result in massive fires, destroying entire cities and laying waste to entire regions. Our health care system will collapse as the millions of cases of lung cancer overwhelm the system.

But at least we'll be able to control the remote and watch all the football we want without the constant carping, whining and nagging.

And we can drink all the beer we want too.

electraglider_1997 07-23-2004 07:02 AM

Re: I am confused.
Bush is a liar and a pusssy. He is so beholding to the Arabs it makes me sick. He is so inarticulate without a script it is no wonder he reads childrens' books like "The Pet Goat". He is a quarter of a half wit. An eighth of a wit. When he loses in November I'll wager that he will leave Texas and head back to the Northeast where the idiot was spawned.

seruzawa 07-23-2004 07:04 AM

Be forewarned.
The voices in his head told him that you are an evangelical Christian Bush lover.

Republicans = Libertarians = religious fanatics = we're all gonna die!!

Don't argue.

It won't help.

You should know this by now.

Buz, time for another bytch slap!

captainwhoopass 07-23-2004 07:04 AM

Re: I am confused.
By the way, if you are worried about people getting into your bedroom, you should really worry about the Democrats taking away your ability to use your shotgun to protect yourself from criminals when they invade your home while you are sleeping.

captainwhoopass 07-23-2004 07:06 AM

Re: I am confused.
That's nice.

Any more off-the-topic Bush attacks or are you done?

captainwhoopass 07-23-2004 07:06 AM

Re: Be forewarned.
I'm bored at work, with nothing better to do.

TJKellogg 07-23-2004 07:10 AM

Re: Do you smoke after sex?
I hear that means you're doing it too fast, if you do.

longride 07-23-2004 07:15 AM

Re: Be forewarned.
I hope they make an extra large model for KPaul. He's the biggest pu$$y I've ever seen.

TJKellogg 07-23-2004 07:15 AM

Re: We're all doomed!
That should make for some interesting conversations when they're on the cell phone at the same time.

johnnyb 07-23-2004 07:18 AM

Re: Her Favorite Biker Accessory
Old. Jamie and Art F were playing with one of these at Cruiser magazine a couple of years ago. Don't know if they ever published a "test" or not, it was probly too "edgy" for their publication...

captainwhoopass 07-23-2004 07:23 AM

Re: Kerry knows how to use it.
So what? Along with all the other Democrats he wants to be one of the priviledged few who can own one. You and I (and the rest of the Average Joe taxpayers) won't be included in that group.

pdad13 07-23-2004 07:48 AM

Re: Yes, you are.
Please, you hated him before he was even sworn in. The fact that you can attack a person's intelligence on with very little information except a few sound bites and your "objective" observations tells me that you don't really understand your own mind, much less someone else's.

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