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DeadVFR 09-23-2003 09:12 AM

Re: In the wake of Indian's demise, we give you...
 
Just about 6 months out from April 1st -- maybe its Fall's Fools day.

s_blackwelder 09-23-2003 10:07 AM

Re: In the wake of Indian's demise, we give you...
 
This isn't my idea of a funny journalistic hoax. Don't you have better professional taste, MO?

SpongeBOB 09-23-2003 10:18 AM

Re: In the wake of Indian's demise, we give you...
 
One female present at the product unveiling was quoted as saying, "....... but 20 grand to get him a Big Johnson? Well, that's something we could both enjoy, and it's something he really needs."



Yeah, sounds like this guy needs enlargement

ZRX_bullock 09-23-2003 10:36 AM

Re: In the wake of Indian's demise, we give you...
 
Not many News items make me laugh out loud, but this one did. great post.

banksideusa 09-23-2003 10:42 AM

Re: In the wake of Indian's demise, we give you...
 
Kindly don't post articles of this nature during working hours, I almost had to change my underwear.



Mike, ROFL.

burtonsimmons 09-23-2003 10:44 AM

Re: In the wake of Indian's demise, we give you...
 
Someone seems to have misplaced their sense of huMOr. :)

Buzglyd 09-23-2003 10:48 AM

Re: In the wake of Indian's demise, we give you...
 
This one's been floating around the Harley email digest for a while.



It's pretty clever but I expect original material from someone of your intellect and creativity.

wmkeyser 09-23-2003 10:50 AM

Re: In the wake of Indian's demise, we give you...
 
Sorry to hear about Indian going belly up. Just when they were getting thier act together too. As far as the satire, as the proud owner of a valkerie, I have no need for a "Big Johnson," as both my wife and I are happy with the long stroke monster that that I currently have.

naco_traficante 09-23-2003 10:56 AM

Re: In the wake of Indian's demise, we give you...
 
Yes this is an example of cheap humor straight from the gutter. Go get some more.


Hadji 09-23-2003 12:13 PM

Hilarious!
 
I heard that Big Johnson is making a 1000cc thumper to lure women into motorcycling. It promises to vibrate at just the right frequency like the old Harley-Davisons.



Singles and Twins Forever!!!

227708 09-23-2003 01:27 PM

Re: In the wake of Indian's demise, we give you...
 
Old guys from the midwest will remember a 1940's St. Louis beer called "Greisedieck." No, it's not a vile joke, but a real name of a long gone brew. Could one venture to guess that long gone Harley riders in St. Looie were truly satisfied when they had their hands on a good cold Greisedieck? Who the hell needs a Big Johnson when he can have a Greisedieck?

Istamulada 09-23-2003 04:24 PM

Re: In the wake of Indian's demise, we give you...
 
Could someone lend me 20 K ? I now know how to compensate for my 2 inch penis...

Vlad 09-23-2003 04:27 PM

Re: In the wake of Indian's demise, we give you...
 
The new brand will be using the motto of the Big Johnson brand of earthworking equipment (made in Texas):

"No hole too deep, no rut too sloppy,

When you're driving a Big Johnson."



Vlad

SmokeU 09-24-2003 03:49 AM

Re: In the wake of Indian's demise, we give you...
 
LMFAO, this is great!! I think I'll copy it and give it to my dad. He's a big HD dude.

ShawnVegas 09-24-2003 05:01 AM

Re: In the wake of Indian's demise, we give you...
 
VALKYRIE

sqidbait 09-24-2003 05:24 AM

Re: In the wake of Indian's demise, we give you...
 
Hmmn... I wonder where they got the idea for the fake press release. Could it have been inspired by:



http://www.bigjohnson.com/cgi-bin/di....cgi?id=1&p=12



-- Michael

sqidbait 09-24-2003 05:24 AM

Re: In the wake of Indian's demise, we give you...
 
Hmmn... I wonder where they got the idea for the fake press release. Could it have been inspired by:



http://www.bigjohnson.com/cgi-bin/di....cgi?id=1&p=12



-- Michael

maladg 09-24-2003 07:31 AM

Re: In the wake of Indian's demise, we give you...
 
Shades of "Son of the Beach"...Notch Johnson, Big Red Johnson, Nockus Johnsteen.....

dardas 09-24-2003 08:54 AM

Re: In the wake of Indian's demise, we give you...
 
<blockquote>"I think I'll copy it and give it to my dad. He's a big HD dude."</blockquote>

From this article, it would appear that there's no such thing. ;-)




SmokeU 09-24-2003 09:58 AM

Re: In the wake of Indian's demise, we give you...
 
I said "He's a big HD dude." As in referring to his physical stature, NOT what you are thinking ;)

SmokeU 09-24-2003 09:59 AM

Re: In the wake of Indian's demise, we give you...
 
You're coming with me. I have a woody.

The_Aerodynamic_Head 09-24-2003 10:51 AM

Re: In the wake of Indian's demise, we give you...
 
I appreciate the compliment. But lighthearted is lighthearted, whether I produce it or not; and, of course, I lay no claim to being the best (or even a good) writer. So I pass it along.



I'm toying with the idea of getting myself together for a semi-regular moto-satire (moto-humour, at least) comlumn to submit.

All original, of course.

tomhorn 09-24-2003 06:11 PM

Re: In the wake of Indian's demise, we give you...
 
With rubber mounting cancelling the vibes from HD's Sportsters, do you think more women riders will start throwing their legs over Big Johnsons?

SmokeU 09-25-2003 04:28 AM

Re: In the wake of Indian's demise, we give you...
 
I hope not, I can only take so much more of it.

SRMark 09-25-2003 04:47 AM

Re: In the wake of Indian's demise, we give you...
 
Would have been just the beer to sell down at Big Johnson Liqours.

Tigercub 09-25-2003 07:17 AM

Re: In the wake of Indian's demise, we give you...
 
Just build a big Johnson in the shape of a ... Big Johnson. Jesse James could do it. This country needs to take itself way less serious. We need more art, humor, outrageous kinetic humorous art! We need to get a life around here. Damn it stop talking about it just do it.



OK, I'm fine. I'm going home now.

obandoj 09-25-2003 08:03 AM

Re: Highwayman Report.
 
The Highwayman has reported that now he can have the one thing that was missing from his sorry life.

He also said that with the severe complications he had operating his EZ leaker, he would be happy to have any Johnson at all, since he can now keep his ***** kicking boots clean and in working order.

As reported by Glanssphincter.com

Twisted 09-26-2003 11:34 AM

Re: In the wake of Indian's demise, we give you...
 
You say MO should have better professional taste? You say that was not funny?



Blackwater, you sound more like a San Francisco Vespa rider than a motorcyclist!



That was creative journalism at it's best. Very funny...hilarious!



By the way,do you ride a Harley?

Twisted 09-26-2003 11:41 AM

Re: In the wake of Indian's demise, we give you...
 
You say MO should have better professional taste? You say that was not funny?



Blackwater, you sound more like a San Francisco Vespa rider than a motorcyclist!



That was creative journalism at it's best. Very funny...hilarious!



By the way,do you ride a Harley?


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