Eff-me? EFF ME!?!? No, farewell to you. You’re a motorcyclist on an insignificant hunk of metal orbiting several larger metal objects piloted by temperamental and frequently frustrated humans. Sure, you can kick and ride, flash that bird and disappear up the road while they sit stuck in traffic. But should you? No! What you should do when confronted by another’s rage is turn the other cheek and vacate the premises. Use your machine’s inherent quickness and ability to occupy less space to get yourself the hell out of there. Yes, it is what Jesus would do, and it could save your life.