Top Ten Things Motorcyclists Should Avoid

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9. Yoga Pants

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You know them, they are the things that turn our heads, and they generate second-glances, occasionally inspiring long bouts of daydreaming. Yes, we’re talking about distractions in all their glorious forms. Few things on/beside the road pose as much danger to riders as a good ol’ fashioned distraction. It doesn’t matter how narrow you think your bike is, if you are too distracted to maneuver it into that gap in the first-pace … much like the contents of those pants, bumpers and armco can be surprisingly firm.

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18 Comments

  1. fastfreddie
    Posted December 14, 2013 at 7:57 am | Permalink

    I associated morning wood with something entirely different…

    • Mike B
      Posted December 16, 2013 at 12:06 pm | Permalink

      yeah…that was the joke.

    • Kevin
      Posted December 17, 2013 at 5:32 pm | Permalink

      Riding with high “T” levels in place has gotten as many riders in trouble as anything here.

  2. Ben Flaxman
    Posted December 16, 2013 at 3:13 pm | Permalink

    good valid 10 points that really do come up in nearly every ride!

  3. unixfool
    Posted December 17, 2013 at 9:09 am | Permalink

    #8 would freak me the hell out…whether in a car or on a bike!

    • Posted December 18, 2013 at 10:50 am | Permalink

      That’s an actual photo from a recent MO multi-bike test. Clear roads all-around, no snow on the ground, everything seems copacetic. It’s gotten cold and we’re just trying to get to the freeway and beeline it home. SURPRISE! Then we enter this corner and half way through as we reach the “shady” side of the hill… sphincters tighten.

  4. John A. Stockman
    Posted December 22, 2013 at 12:57 pm | Permalink

    Great points. I’m sure we all could add in and make it a top-20, from personal experiences. Shady side of the corner is one I’ve had before, more than once. It wasn’t from frost/ice, it was the dark spots that are under trees that overhand the road. Hmm, no sun, then it isn’t shade. It’s the tree sap that has accumulated under those overhanging branches/limbs! Sure, you’d think “yeah, it’s sticky sap…”, but put it between your tires and asphalt and you have an excellent recipe for a low/no traction situation. Pay attention to those dark spots under overhanging trees, especially in a corner. You’ll think it’ll be sticky, until you low-side or worse. My grandfather (on his Indian w/Vard forks in my avatar pic) used to tell me “24 hours between the bottle and throttle”. I see way too many Harleys down at the local small-town tavern, since it’s the only one around for 40-50 miles, swilling down a beer or two before getting back on their bikes to go another 40 miles to the next tavern stop. I’ve ridden with these folks (not for very long after that), and while nice people, they tell me when I say “WTF are you doing?”, “I ride better after a couple beers.” Right. Maybe just a local thing. I’d add in #11: loud pipes save lives. When, oh when are riders going to realize basic physics and how sound waves are propagated? Still not enough when I see the on the right side of my FB page “click ‘like’ if you think loud pipes save lives”. Who still believes this?

    • Mor Deth
      Posted January 30, 2014 at 10:22 pm | Permalink

      Loud pipes DO save lives. Don’t believe it? Try riding an electric motorcycle with no additional sound add-ons around the city for a few weeks without someone stepping in front of you. Try it…I dare yah.

      • John A. Stockman
        Posted January 31, 2014 at 5:49 pm | Permalink

        Tape your horn button down then if you still think loud sounds will keep you safe. Try it…I dare yah. The only thing that will keep you “safe” is improving your riding skills and awareness, not your loud exhausts. Anecdotal evidence once again, not supported by any facts or studies. Talk to people that have been in the industry for years, like moto-journalists, training course instructors and professional racers that run and operate training/track-day courses and they’ll tell you the same thing. And I have ridden electric bikes and pedal bicycles, and people still don’t pay attention either way. I’ve rode with many guys that have loud pipes and people would still pull out in front of them or try to merge into the space they’re in.

      • Doc584
        Posted February 12, 2014 at 2:17 pm | Permalink

        How come cars don’t have loud pipes? Is better to be seen or herd, I rather be seen

  5. jng1226
    Posted January 11, 2014 at 8:54 am | Permalink

    All excellent points, and well written. As an early MO-adopter, it’s so good to have Sean back.

    • Posted January 31, 2014 at 4:38 am | Permalink

      Thank you very much jng! I’m not going to be contributing much editorially, but will pop-in every now and then to lend a hand. MO’s current staff isn’t going anywhere, but the attitude and irreverence ought to be ratcheting-up a notch or three as they become infected with some of “old” MO’s attitude.

  6. Batch
    Posted January 11, 2014 at 9:39 am | Permalink

    This is the worse article related to riding a motorcycle I’ve ever read. If any of these points come as a surprise to you then you really shouldn’t be riding a bike on the road, or any other form of transport for that matter.

    • Posted January 31, 2014 at 4:35 am | Permalink

      Because everyone already knows all of this stuff, even brand-new riders? I’m not sure how you or I already knowing these things equates to it being useless for all other riders. Am I missing something?

      • Don Stanley
        Posted January 31, 2014 at 2:39 pm | Permalink

        I started riding again about 2 years ago. Now have a big heavy Kawasaki voyager 1200 Biggest bike I have ever ridden. Way to heavy to use as a cornering rocket. Whew. tried to do the catchup thing and decided quickly to just let em go I would get there eventually and not via ambulance. So all these points are welcome to me. As had realized some of them already But that High T level was saying “hey man you can do that” ahhh well no I can’t so yes it is and was a good bit of input for me Thanks

        Don

  7. David
    Posted January 28, 2014 at 3:09 pm | Permalink

    I am guilty of #7. Sloppy Seconds, On a group ride through the canyons,
    pushing my skill set on unfamiliar roads and corners, trying to keep up,
    blind corner, late on the brakes, hair pin turn, not enough road…
    BAM! I crossed the double yellow, low sided into a chain link fence on the
    opposite side of the road. Luckily, there wasn’t oncoming traffic or a
    cliff. Unfortunately, a rider behind me me had laid down his bike too,
    trying to avoid me. My bike was relatively undamaged, mostly cosmetic with exception of the rear brake that was bent backwards but who uses that anyways. I continued riding.and only got a half mile down the road before coming across one of the 5 lead riders that high sided on a 90 degree turn. I fared much better than he did. His bike was totaled, he appeared to be unharmed but definitely dazed. Lesson learned that day, ride within your skill set and don’t push them on roads you don’t know.

    • George Erhard
      Posted January 30, 2014 at 6:55 pm | Permalink

      Been there as well. Was running with a group of riders over a couple of the Sierra passes one weekend afternoon. We got caught in a rainstorm outside of Walker CA, so the trip back was considerably more sedate (me especially, I’d pulled the FZ-700 off the road into some DEEP pebble gravel and laid it down trying to get it back on the pavement). The lead rider was going like a bat out of hell until he found a spot where the recent rain had washed sand across the road… in a turn. His TL1000 didn’t get too banged up, fairing and lever damage, but he got his bell rung when he slid headfirst into a power pole.

      He got to ride pillion the rest of the way, while our sole pillion rider got her own saddle time… shepherding a big sport-tour bike she’d never ridden before, with half a clutch lever. Not fun.

  8. madasl
    Posted January 31, 2014 at 12:40 pm | Permalink

    Transission lenses especially the ones that turn blue. I found this out one bright sunny morning when I came into a shaded corner a little heavy on the go juice very good exercise for the pucker muscle.

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