Top 10 Things Most Bitchin’ at Mule Motorcycles (besides Mule)
1. Not-a-Buell Blast Single-Speed Short Tracker
This is basically an 883 with the crankcase cut off, and it’s got a speedway Jawa layshaft, just a shaft with a countershaft and a clutch on it. You adjust it like a Triumph or an old Norton primary. The back half is a C&J Rotax monoshock frame, with left-side shock. The motor’s going to hang from the front, one speed, one cylinder. One shock. One purpose! Short track! This is going to be extremely trick. People say “oh it’s a Blast.” No. It isn’t. This is a 600. This has a Branch-O’Keefe head with a 2-inch intake valve. It has a 47mm S&S Super E carburetor. It has big lumpy cams, a big high-compression piston. This thing will be a beast—a 600cc beast, and it’s going to weigh nothing. The frame weighs about as much as a bicycle frame. Every piece of hardware is going to be titanium. I’m going to go stupid light. I’m silly like that.
On the West Coast, it’ll be able to run in the Pro class. If I get 60 hp or 55, which is doable, it’ll have 70 foot-pounds of torque. It might be hard to keep the front wheel down. It’ll make power from 500 to who-knows how many rpm. A Buell Blast runs a Sportster primary and clutch, which is hugely heavy. So there shouldn’t be any comparison to a Buell Blast. But, of course, there is. We’ll see. When you spend all your time building cool shit for other people, you want to build something cool for yourself.
But wait that’s not all! Bonus stuff:
Crème de la crème: MV Agusta adjustable shift lever
Bolts right onto the Triumph. Eccentric adjustable toe piece even. Is that freaking beautiful? The MV piece is cheaper too. A shop in Escondido bought all the spares from Harley so they wouldn’t have to be shipped back to Italy. I also have a whole drawerful of Ducati switches, and they’re bad-ass. They’re really nice, and I got them way cheap.
Say, where’s those scales? MV Agusta shift lever: 70 grams. Triumph Bonneville shift lever: 156 grams. You just made your Triumph 3.07 ounces lighter. Bitchin’.
MV Agusta brake adapters
These go right onto Yamaha R6 conventional forks, and use six-piston MV Agusta calipers, with a 320mm rotor. Why six-piston MV calipers? I bought a crapload of ’em for a really good price, and they work bitchin’. I’m doing a Triumph with the same set-up.
Akront rim Spoke Nipple tool
A friend of mine got this from Bob Hansen’s estate, who just passed last year. I guess you put it in a press, it puts the rim at the right angle and you bang away. It looks like it was barely used. What a bitchin’ thing. It’s a good conversation piece.
Stay tuned. Mule never rests.