7. Crotch Rocket


While women are the largest growth segment within motorcycling, go to any gathering of riders, and it’s still mostly a sausagefest – and we all know what men are commonly accused of thinking with. (There is the crotch.) Now, add into the mix a motorcycle designed for maximum acceleration, cornering, and braking. (And there’s the rocket.) When young, testosterone-addled riders gain access to high-performance motorcycles, the resulting shenanigans give us the crotch rocket pejorative commonly held by riders who simply don’t understand the pleasures of mastering the control of a sportbike.

  • fastfreddie

    @#5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snY3vktcFe4

    Check out the stoppie at near end.Epic.Pretty cool song too:)

  • Old MOron

    As long as we’re elaborating on slang, the codpiece is worn out in the open.
    It’s the codling that gets discovered.

  • JMDonald

    The guy who tried to beat the ticket is a real piece of work. Calling him a squid is a compliment.

  • Ricky Panda Bear Patel

    what about whisky throttle lol