1. Twisting the Wick/Giving it the Berries/WFO


One of the big reasons we love motorcycles is the experience of acceleration they provide, and there’s only one way to get the most out of your bike. Twist that grip! While cars may have their pedal to the metal, nothing compares to the descriptive ways riders refer to opening those butterflies – think WFO (wide f**king open), pinned, stretching the throttle cables. While I’ve always associated “giving it the berries” with Project Swillmore editor, John Burns, my favorite euphemism for letting your bike’s engine get its ya-ya’s out would have to be “turning up the loud tap.” Until all motorcycles are electric, higher engine speeds and acceleration will be associated with a massive increase in volume – both in terms of sound and fuel consumption.

  • fastfreddie

    @#5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snY3vktcFe4

    Check out the stoppie at near end.Epic.Pretty cool song too:)

  • Old MOron

    As long as we’re elaborating on slang, the codpiece is worn out in the open.
    It’s the codling that gets discovered.

  • JMDonald

    The guy who tried to beat the ticket is a real piece of work. Calling him a squid is a compliment.

  • Ricky Panda Bear Patel

    what about whisky throttle lol