Top 10 Hipster Motorcycles

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#4 – Honda Ruckus

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With its fat tires and brawny frame it’s no wonder Honda’s beefy scooter is a favorite in hipster-friendly urban neighborhoods with their crazy cabbies, crappy pavement, incalculable potholes, and texting pedestrians. But surely the Ruckus (and its Big Ruckus brother) qualifies as multi-purpose beyond getting hipsters to the coffee house. Websites such asTotal Ruckus and blogs likeRuckus Riders demonstrate sincere devotion beyond hipsterians, and YouTube is brimming with videos of guys burning them out, boring them out and riding them off-road. So here’s hoping the distinctive Ruckus continues to prove its worth to real riders besides hipsters. If the hipsters love it too, well, at least they’re using their college degree somehow.

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58 Comments

  1. Posted July 6, 2013 at 12:54 pm | Permalink

    What no STAR Bolt?

    • MOEditorial
      Posted July 8, 2013 at 3:49 pm | Permalink

      Pretty sure this list was posted pre-Bolt, Max.

  2. Rikki Erica Portner
    Posted July 7, 2013 at 1:16 pm | Permalink

    hipsters=lame

    • Marilyn Griffin
      Posted September 18, 2013 at 6:26 pm | Permalink

      You forgot the Grom!

  3. Craig Hoffman
    Posted July 8, 2013 at 9:11 am | Permalink

    Hipsters are the future of Harley once the Faithful move on to the nursing home. God help us all.

  4. Edward Rodriguez
    Posted August 22, 2013 at 8:39 pm | Permalink

    Hipsters can’t afford the Harley 72. That’s why they’re buying Iron 883s as fast as Harley can make them.

  5. William Wallace
    Posted September 5, 2013 at 8:09 pm | Permalink

    If a hipster wants it… then I am pretty more that means real motorcyclists will not want it anymore. Then again, a lot of custom builders are making tons of money off building custom CB’s for hipsters.

  6. Craig Freger
    Posted September 6, 2013 at 8:17 am | Permalink

    You missed the Moto Guzzi V7 Racer. Guzzis are cool — Ewan McGregor likes them.

  7. Rockers Mods
    Posted September 10, 2013 at 3:18 pm | Permalink

    Hipsters can’t keep the old stuff running. I put on motorcycle events, they buy an old Bonnie, then six months later they are on Thruxton.

  8. Tobias Van Kleeck
    Posted September 10, 2013 at 5:33 pm | Permalink

    Speaking of “whining.” See: This article. You should thank the target of your petulant ire for this bit of pointless, us vs. them content for your site. If you can’t fully enjoy your passion because other people are “doing it wrong” then you’ve got bigger problems than people in tight jeans on cafe bikes.

  9. darthmotors13
    Posted September 10, 2013 at 5:58 pm | Permalink

    Wow, are we bikers are old people yelling get off our lawn? What does it matter? If you want to hate on hipsters, get pissy about their inability to do laundry or stink up the bar with BO. If someone want’s to ride, let’em ride. And if my little band of cafe/vintage loving friends makes me a hipster, well let me be the first highly paid, 60 hour a week working, home owning, wrench wielding, daily riding hipster to say hello.

  10. TraderJoesSecrets
    Posted September 10, 2013 at 7:48 pm | Permalink

    Gold Wing? No way, although a stripped, spoke-wheel GL1000 is *actually* cool, in a way that no hipster will ever understand. And the Harley? Just because they adopt hipster style in their own marketing doesn’t mean it will catch on with bearded, flannel-wearing denizens of Red Hook. I’d replace one (or both) of those two with something like a ’30s-vintage Brit single, for the uber-hip, desperate to prove they’re not hipsters… Otherwise, you’re on the money. Ask me, sometime, about the editor of the hipster bike mag that I interviewed last year, who told me he’d been riding for three years. Argh. Wake me when motorcycles are not cool any more.

    • swiers
      Posted September 16, 2013 at 10:35 pm | Permalink

      I’d put XS650 on there. XS650 chops are infesting my area so hard, the average price (like for a CB) is absurd. I actually ended up with a ’78 GL1000 (last year for the wire wheels and big bore carb) for half what I could find either of those for.

  11. trawlings151
    Posted September 10, 2013 at 8:21 pm | Permalink

    I don’t get the vitriol in this article and comments. I’m sure the same things were said about the rockers and the mods, the Steve McQueen’s,1%ers, and the “serious motorcyclists”. Everyone was riding for three years at some point. No one owns the monopoly on being a “biker”. These kids come into my shop all the time, you know what I’ve heard them say about any other biker or subculture? Not a damn thing. Nothing. Just because you can talk shit about another person doesn’t make you superior to them, it just makes you an asshole.

    • Justin Liu
      Posted September 11, 2013 at 9:06 am | Permalink

      Agreed. There is nothing more boring and pathetic than snobbery over things people like. Music snobbery – “I liked that band before they were cool.” Now motorcycle snobbery. Guess what? I don’t need a subculture to enjoy motorcycles, and I don’t need permission from a bunch of snide old assholes claiming to hold the approval rights to that which is “genuine” in the world of bikes. Who cares what the method of entry into motorcycle enthusiasm is? So some kid from a more recent generation watched The Great Escape and was inspired? So the aesthetic of the cafe racer appeals more than the flash of the high-chrome low slung chopper fad of the past decade? More motorcycle fans means more bikes on the road, which (by the way) is good for riders and the motorcycle industry, including tools like the one who wrote this article. On behalf of all of us who didn’t “earn” our way in to being able to say we like motorcycles, I’d like to invite the author to kiss my ass.

  12. ericalm
    Posted September 11, 2013 at 5:33 pm | Permalink

    The “vintage” Vespa, an ET, is not vintage. The photo comes from a four-year-old Paste magazine editorial: http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2009/12/the-evolution-of-the-hipster-2000-2009.html

    Moreover, no credit is provided for the photographer. Did you guys pay a license for this? May come as a surprise, but things aren’t free to use just because they’re on the Internet.

    • Jonny Langston
      Posted September 16, 2013 at 4:36 pm | Permalink

      Dude try reading the blurb again. States exactly where the picture comes from.

      • Chase Ulrich
        Posted July 14, 2014 at 9:12 pm | Permalink

        So no comment on how it’s not a vintage in the photo??

        • Jonny Langston
          Posted July 14, 2014 at 9:47 pm | Permalink

          “It’s not a vintage in the photo.”

  13. Greg Berg
    Posted September 13, 2013 at 10:55 am | Permalink

    This article is a mile off of what real hipsters are. No hipster rides a Goldwing, or a Harley. Do your research Jon Langston! Clearly you only had about 2 hours to write this, and know nothing about hipsters.

    • Jonny Langston
      Posted September 16, 2013 at 4:38 pm | Permalink

      Spoken like a guy in suspenders. ;)

  14. Jonny Langston
    Posted September 16, 2013 at 4:37 pm | Permalink

    ‘Signature fedora.’ Nice.
    Wonder whatever happened to that hat??

  15. Jonny Langston
    Posted September 16, 2013 at 4:37 pm | Permalink

    That’s the way I wrote it, Ron. It’s my fault a lot of people didn’t ‘get it.’

    • Chase Ulrich
      Posted July 14, 2014 at 9:17 pm | Permalink

      Oh we get it. You’ve latched onto the idea that using the word hipster, then whining and complaining about them in an article is pure click bait (and after all, that’s what your really paid for, not writing meaningful articles). I was curious, so I read it, but I found your tone whiny, demeaning and frankly, just stupid. I stopped reading what you wrote after about the 3rd slide, because I knew exactly what you were going to say about it.

      • Jonny Langston
        Posted July 14, 2014 at 9:29 pm | Permalink

        Truth hurts, huh? Yeah.

        • Chase Ulrich
          Posted July 14, 2014 at 10:35 pm | Permalink

          Truth about what? Me? I’m too old to be a hipster. So sure… Truth hurts dude.

  16. Jonny Langston
    Posted September 16, 2013 at 4:37 pm | Permalink

    Is this a re-post?!?

  17. Jonny Langston
    Posted September 16, 2013 at 4:43 pm | Permalink

    Wow. I am amazed that people are still commenting on this ….i’m disappointed more of you didn’t get the joke, but that’s my fault.
    Going forward, people, please – don’t take this stuff so seriously. It’s a fluff top 10 list, fer chrissakes!
    Sheesh.

    • Eric Channing
      Posted September 18, 2013 at 1:40 pm | Permalink

      Just bought my moved up from a Vespa to a CB350 and hipsters love the bike for many of the same reasons I do. There’s some funny and on point truths in your list and I get the whole being annoyed with new comers thing. I get it man. Everyone can be ridiculous for wanting to be cool and it’s good for the industry!

    • Adam Gibbison
      Posted September 20, 2013 at 6:33 pm | Permalink

      Bit of a laugh! I thought it was good! Im 27 years old, I have a haven’t shaved for months, wear old hats, suspenders, and leather bowling shoes and I own a 1972 R75… So I guess I’m a hipster? But yeah I still thought it was fun! I Also ride a Husqvarna Nuda 900r, KTM 200 exc, Honda cr250r and I am currently touring Europe on an old 97 model Fazer 600… Hipsters can be pure bred enthusiasts too I guess :P keep it up Jonny Langston, good clean fun!

    • Dadpa1
      Posted February 28, 2014 at 7:17 pm | Permalink

      6 months later, here’s a new comment for you. I think your “get the joke” line is a piss poor attempt to play off a shit article as “humor”.

      • Jonny Langston
        Posted February 28, 2014 at 7:36 pm | Permalink

        Whether you personally found it funny or not, the fact that you could possibly believe that article was intended as anything but satire says a lot. About you, of course. To which I respond, “whatever, dick.”

  18. Mark
    Posted October 4, 2013 at 7:43 pm | Permalink

    Hipster here– thanks for the recommendations!

  19. ysrebob
    Posted October 18, 2013 at 1:34 pm | Permalink

    Ok so the author was ripping on these kids pretty hard. Still, IT IS annoying that these fads come along and suddenly all the good old CB400s are priced too high, and/or half the surviving R75/6 airheads get butchered into “cafe bikes” in the name of coolness. Half the R80RTs I see for sale have had the fairings stripped off and clipon bars bolted up. It’s a travesty if you like these old machines for what they are.

  20. YoureHalfARetard
    Posted October 30, 2013 at 10:41 am | Permalink

    Enfields? Urals? 70′s Harleys? Bonnevilles? You realize that the majority of hipsters are a bunch of broke bitches right? None of them can afford a bike over 500 bucks and none of these bikes have “attractive” price points. 99% of the hipsters out there riding around have no mechanical skills so buying a bike that has very low reliability (like an Enfield) doesn’t make sense at all. The only bike you got right was the 70′s CB and most of those misfire while these douchebags thump down the road. Where are the old Suzuki’s? And what kind of hipster rides a Goldwing? Do your research next time bro. This article is shit.

  21. Jan Eric Welch
    Posted January 30, 2014 at 12:44 pm | Permalink

    This is a stupid and pointless article full of childish shit talking.

    • Jonny Langston
      Posted January 30, 2014 at 12:50 pm | Permalink

      Yep – gotcha!

  22. Posted January 30, 2014 at 1:50 pm | Permalink

    So you’re either a hipster or a douchebag. You’re options are limited.

    • fastfreddie
      Posted February 22, 2014 at 3:55 am | Permalink

      Thought the two were connected…

  23. smeg theprez
    Posted February 20, 2014 at 4:22 pm | Permalink

    Jon Langston do us all a favor and get a real job, preferably something your good at, if there is such a thing.

    • Jonny Langston
      Posted February 28, 2014 at 7:38 pm | Permalink

      Already did, jack! You can see my byline in Rider, Motorcycle Cruiser, and plenty of other real motorcycle publications.

  24. mush
    Posted February 25, 2014 at 6:59 am | Permalink

    Hahahaha, brilliant! I have an RE and am looking for a old CB, you nailed it mate. Leave us hipsters alone, we aren’t that bad..some of us even have real jobs. That said, obnoxious tools abound on all teams, even some real bikers are tools, hipsters have them, academics have them, hell I’m sure even Jehovah’s witnesses have them…give a man a chance, judge me by my actions?

  25. Jonny Langston
    Posted February 28, 2014 at 7:39 pm | Permalink

    “Hate”?? Really?? Sheesh.

  26. Posted March 5, 2014 at 3:00 pm | Permalink

    I get the need for new content to keep websites juiced and generate interest/discussion, but this particular article smacks of laziness. I’m hereby

    calling for a moratorium on the term “hipster”. Like “goth” and “cyber” it needs to fall onto the garbage heap of popular vernacular.

    The most fun moto-event I’ve found on the east coast is actually about as “hipster” as you can possibly get. I’ve attended the New York Vintage Motorcycle Show in Brooklyn the last weekend in August the past few years and it is absolutely a blast. The look may be skinny jeans, metal-flake half helmets, Converse sneakers, and vintage tattoos, but the bikes on display feature a sincere, home-brewed aesthetic that I love, with examples ridden in from all points of the compass within 1000 miles.

    A couple pics up here: http://bloodsweatandgasoline.wordpress.com/2013/08/31/1-8-tribes/

    What does “hipster” even mean in this context, really? The article conveniently mixes and matches skinny-jean, disaffected youth imagery with bits of “trust-fund baby” stereotyping. They’re really NOT the same thing. And since 90% of motorcyclists in the US don’t subscribe to the “AGATT” philosophy, how are these guys any worse than any other group?

    Really, the skinny-jean wearing kid I saw in Brooklyn a few summers back working on his vintage Honda CB with a hand-painted tank, crouched in the street, with the downloaded pages of a Haynes manual spread out in front of him? He’s not a real biker? What’s more “real biker” than a beater that you need to get you from point A to point B, customized to the best of your ability? He doesn’t do track days, so he’s not a real biker?

    I’m confused.

    • Jonny Langston
      Posted July 14, 2014 at 9:35 pm | Permalink

      That is a great event. I look forward to going again this year.

  27. Robb
    Posted March 7, 2014 at 1:11 am | Permalink

    How is there not a Sach’s MadAss in here?

  28. Omega Racer
    Posted March 8, 2014 at 7:24 am | Permalink

    Well, these are (almost) all very cool bikes. If owning one or liking them makes me a hipster, so be it. Who cares anyway?

    • Jonny Langston
      Posted July 14, 2014 at 9:34 pm | Permalink

      i agree!

  29. Matt Dixon
    Posted March 13, 2014 at 9:08 pm | Permalink

    No knucklehead?

  30. Blayer Pointdujour
    Posted May 20, 2014 at 8:08 pm | Permalink

    who wrote this trash

  31. Richard Mccannell
    Posted July 14, 2014 at 10:45 am | Permalink

    I have a mint 77 Puch maxi 50 ..for sale..make offers…go..

  32. Chase Ulrich
    Posted July 14, 2014 at 9:12 pm | Permalink

    You do realize that the picture you have under the “vintage Vespa” section is a modern, right? About a 2002. And wow, is the author really, really angry about not being a young man anymore or what? I’m middle aged and if I never read one more article degrading an entire generation based on generalities, I’d be a happy woman. Geez dude, lighten the fuck up.

    • Jonny Langston
      Posted July 14, 2014 at 9:44 pm | Permalink

      Sigh. One more time: The whole piece was intended as a joke, Chase, written in the voice of an angry old man yelling at the goddam kids to get off his lawn. If it didn’t make you laugh, I’m sorry to waste those few minutes of your time. A lot of people said they enjoyed it. So lighten up, back atcha. I live in Brooklyn, I own a CB (doesn’t run) and two Biltwell helmets.
      You’re right, tho – link bait is exactly the kind of stuff writers for this (and any, really) website are encouraged to produce. Judging by the amount of comments here, it apparently worked. But I don’t even work for this site anymore, so you don’t have to worry about me. You can look for my serious moto-journalism in Rider, Motorcycle Cruiser, American Iron, and other various motorcycle publications.
      Now if I can just figure out how to turn these Disqus damn email notifications off …

  33. LS650
    Posted July 20, 2014 at 3:50 pm | Permalink

    I keep hearing about these hipsters riding their beat up retro bikes so they can type away on their MacBooks at Starbucks – but most of the people I see at Starbucks are paunchy middle-aged bicyclists dressed in logo laden Spandex.

    Ugh.

  34. Richard Sunnbobb
    Posted July 22, 2014 at 12:31 am | Permalink

    Correct link for the stipped down goldwing by Bradshaw Bikes:
    http://www.pipeburn.com/home/2012/01/21/78-honda-goldwing-cafe-racer-vyper.html

  35. zipster_raybob
    Posted July 22, 2014 at 10:25 am | Permalink

    Author is a tool, and what does he ride? Most likely rides bitch.

  36. Keith Schiffner
    Posted July 22, 2014 at 11:43 am | Permalink

    By those standards…I must be one. NOT! What an elitist load of clap trap, says the owner of a currently parked for parts GL1000 and a T500 that needs a frame up resto/rebuild that WILL be resto-modded. I ride, I don’t own concourse crap.

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