8. You Get to Hang with the Kids

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A lot of things old people, errr, middle-aged people do to try to remain relevant to the younger generation can be pretty embarrassing and even dangerous. Skateboarding. Twerking. Operating a handheld device. While motorcycles are way more socially acceptable than when I was a tyke, they’re still just antisocial/dangerous enough to keep you in the cool kids club at any age.