Top 10 Biker Sayings and Expressions

Words to live by

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6. A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

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  • David Kent

    “Keep the shiny side up!”

  • Baggerchris

    Keep the Rubber side down!

    • David Kent

      Same/same, but yours works better for the new crop of “customs”. They don’t have a shiny side!

    • Jeremy Ball

      I like when the sticky side in on the bottom.

  • Andy Tuttle

    Anyone know where the photo in #10 was taken? I’d like to go there. -Andy

    • dustysquito .

      That’s from ADVRider.com. I think that one is still on their front page rotation. They should have a photographer’s credit if you look at it on ADV rider.

  • Manny Pandya

    A nice montage, but I’d put your #10 at my #1, and then say it in Italian like Rossi… so sexy (the saying, not Rossi).

  • Kevin Boggs

    I respectfully disagree with No. 8 and yes, I’ve had several cases of serious road rash. Don’t tell me how to ride my motorcycle and I won’t tell you how to ride yours. If safety is your primary concern then get a Volvo. I prefer to find a happy medium. Thanks.

  • Kevin Wynn

    They missed a gem “Blahblahblah….There was nothing I could do, I had to lay’er down.” The single dumbest thing any rider could ever say.

  • clasqm

    If you want to know the shortest, most efficient way to get from A to B, never ask a biker.

  • evansg

    it is what it is.

  • len alan

    I made a “T” shirt with “If you don’t ride a motorcycle, you wouldn’t understand ” on the back, so my wife would be reminded every time I took the bike for a ride.

  • rudedog4

    ATGATT. People always ask me if my Roadcrafter suit is hot, to which I reply, “I’d rather sweat than bleed.”

  • Jay Stevens

    #9. “The objective is to fill the pot of experience without emptying the pot of luck.”

    Better.