When John Burns returned to the MO fold as a full-time staffer a couple years ago, he did it in auspicious fashion by somehow finagling to be out of the office for three of the four weeks that comprise a month.

“I miss that 3-week vacay I managed to sneak in a couple years ago on that CC Tour dammit,” says John. You can read all about JB’s misadventures here: 2014 Victory 15th Anniversary Cross Country Tour Limited-Edition Review, and here: Great Places To Ride: Nebraska Sandhills.