This job opportunity popped up on my radar this morning, and I gotta admit, had this job been available when I was a San Francisco resident I’d be all over this position. $15/hr plus tips, samples, and discounts, for doing nothing more than riding around one of the greatest moto-cities in America delivering legal weed? Sign me up! If the lucky person who scores this position sees our post, please drop us a line and let us know how you’re liking the job.


Do you enjoy medical cannabis? Do you love riding motorcycles? Are you interested in joining a cutting-edge team in the blossoming medical cannabis industry? If so, this might be the perfect job for you.

Lifted Health & Wellness is a medical cannabis motorcycle delivery collective that has been serving San Francisco since 2010, and we’re currently on the hunt for more outstanding motorcycle couriers.

In order to qualify for the position, you must have at least two years solid riding experience. We ride rain or shine, and keep a tight schedule, so the ability to efficiently make your way around the city while staying safe is of paramount importance. A detailed knowledge of the city streets is a big plus but not required. If you’re not a cannabis expert, no worries, a desire to learn will do. Above all else, you must be a strong and experienced motorcyclist.

We’re also looking for someone who is a good fit for our small and close-knit family. We’ve assembled a roster of fun and funky folks that value respect, open communication, team play and a strong spirit of adventure. We’re looking for an individual who works well in both team and individual settings, a trustworthy soul who enjoys a good adventure from time to time.

The position starts at $15 per hour plus tips, free samples and a very generous discount on purchases, among other perks and bennies. You’ll also have the opportunity to learn everything you ever wanted to about medical cannabis — all aspects of production from seed to sale, the ins and outs of the burgeoning California industry, cannabis culture, new tools and trends. Anything and everything. There’s no better place to learn than from ground zero. We encourage couriers to ride their own motorcycles for a generous mileage reimbursement, but we’ve also got a small fleet of motorcycles available to ride for deliveries as well.

If this all sounds like it might be up your alley, please shoot us a quick introduction/cover letter and a resume. If we like what we see we’ll contact you within 7 days for an interview. Thanks and happy hunting!

  • spiff

    And if employment for some reason must come to an end? Can you speak of the severance package?

  • Starmag

    I’m sure they’ll have acres of candidates to weed through for this dope job opportunity.

    • spiff

      Shameless Starmag.

      • Starmag

        What? Was I too blunt?

        • Kevin Duke

          The grass is always greener on the other side… 🙂

          • Starmag

            You may be right, if most of the other couriers are in cars you could end up being the token motorcyclist.

          • Old MOron

            Hey Starmag, while you’re being so funny, how about a parody of “Up In Smoke”? I’m thinking of that scene where they’re in the car and it’s full of smoke. It should be pretty easy to get a full-face helmet full of smoke.

            Was it “Nice Dreams” where they delivered weed in an ice cream truck? That has parody potential, too.

          • Starmag

            Sorry to let you down OM, but those are classic and can’t be taken any higher.

          • Old MOron

            Dude, you’re unstoppable!

        • spiff


  • Couldn’t help thinking of this smash hit:

    • Goose


  • Larry Kahn

    Shouldn’t that Kawasaki be green?

    • I borrowed that photo of a Brit moto courier. It’s Kawasaki Red over there.

      • Gruf Rude

        . . . right over his head.

        • Rob Mitchell

          People rob pizza couriers, what will they do to pot couriers? Sounds dangerous to me.

  • allworld

    In my neighborHOOD food delivery drivers get mugged, I can’t imagine how they would fare delivering cannabis.

    • spiff

      Leave the money (gun), grab the weed (cannoli).

  • Tod Rafferty

    Crap! Heard that Gabe already grabbed it.

    • Old MOron

      “Above all else, you must be a strong and experienced motorcyclist.”

      Naw, they weeded him out real quick like.

  • SRMark

    Free samples? Yikes!

  • JMDonald

    Important good work.

  • Leah Harp

    If marijuana was legal in Savannah, GA & this job was open I’d apply. I would love to do this.