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2008 Yamaha Morphous Review

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newagetwotone · 08-13-2008, 07:05 PM

What kind of top speed did you guys get out of one of those?

I just saw one a couple days ago, pretty cool looking thing, sort of like a spaceship on wheels. Turned my fiances head backwards as she spit out "What the hell is that?" When i gave her the make model and told her it was a 250 scooter whacked me for "knowing too much stupid crap."

Hey, well you asked!

sachiwilson · 08-13-2008, 08:07 PM

Eww.

Someone hit that with an ugly stick.

The_AirHawk · 08-13-2008, 08:19 PM

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In my tests, we got the Morphous going from 0-60 in 18.41 seconds.

Is that a typo? Surely you mean 8.41 seconds, yes? I've got an '82 Dodge 1/2-ton pickup truck with a 1bbl-carbed Slant Six engine that does better than the number you gave - and I get flipped-off by little old ladies in Honda Accords for "holdin' up traffic" whenever I drive it.

BrowningBAR · 08-13-2008, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by sachiwilson

Eww.

Someone hit that with an ugly stick.

Let's be honest, it was hit by an entire ugly tree, not just the stick.

TheScooterScoop · 08-13-2008, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by newagetwotone

What kind of top speed did you guys get out of one of those?

I just saw one a couple days ago, pretty cool looking thing, sort of like a spaceship on wheels. Turned my fiances head backwards as she spit out "What the hell is that?" When i gave her the make model and told her it was a 250 scooter whacked me for "knowing too much stupid crap."

Hey, well you asked!

I got her up to 75 mph in my tests, but it felt like there was a little more in there. I'm impressed that you knew what it was. My wife would have smacked me too.

TheScooterScoop · 08-13-2008, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by The_AirHawk

Is that a typo? Surely you mean 8.41 seconds, yes? I've got an '82 Dodge 1/2-ton pickup truck with a 1bbl-carbed Slant Six engine that does better than the number you gave - and I get flipped-off by little old ladies in Honda Accords for "holdin' up traffic" whenever I drive it.

No... I'm afraid that number is right. You know, scooters are tuned for efficiency not speed. That's why your off-the-shelf Morphous will never touch an off-the-shelf Ninja 250. Having a 4-stroke and CVT doesn't help you pop wheelies either... But when's the last time you had to pop a wheelie on your commute in to work/school?

The fastest, large scooter I've tested so far is the MP3-500, which did a 0-60 in 8.81 seconds. There are faster (see: Tuned), but I haven't tested them.

TheScooterScoop · 08-13-2008, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by BrowningBAR

Let's be honest, it was hit by an entire ugly tree, not just the stick.

I don't think she's ugly... but then again, my first scooter was a Honda Helix and I thought she was cute (in a retro, Star Trek kinda way).

seruzawa · 08-14-2008, 07:11 AM

I don't know. I think it has potential. Some faux ray gun nozzles on the front would complete the Buck Rogers motif. It'd make an excellent second bike for Victory Vision owners.

MOKE1K · 08-14-2008, 07:28 AM

We call it the "sexual rocketship"! At my shop.

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08-13-2008, 07:05 PM	#2
newagetwotone Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,136	What kind of top speed did you guys get out of one of those? I just saw one a couple days ago, pretty cool looking thing, sort of like a spaceship on wheels. Turned my fiances head backwards as she spit out "What the hell is that?" When i gave her the make model and told her it was a 250 scooter whacked me for "knowing too much stupid crap." Hey, well you asked!