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mscuddy · 09-24-2007, 04:42 PM

Had me one with a tank engine back in Kenosha, makes that bosse hosse look like a mini-bike. The pipes went all the way up and over the bike, kinda like a big chrome roll cage of exhaust pipes. Once it highsided on old Furtzel, and it rolled sideways 2 blocks down ave, J 'till a cement truck hit it. Man, I was mader'n hell bout it,too.

seruzawa · 09-24-2007, 05:12 PM

Sorry. Twin miniguns don't cut it in todays urban environment.

When you simply HAVE to destroy everything in your path... Ma Deuce.

Accept no substitute.

Aside from that all I can think of is a quote from H. L. Mencken: “Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.”

maladg · 09-25-2007, 06:42 AM

Reminds me of the arena scene in "Idiocracy".

Kenneth_Moore · 09-25-2007, 07:07 AM

I'm guessing the air intake has no back to it because you have to sight through it to see forward.

Now, if only somebody would deliver this to the President along with a bottle of Stoli and an 8-ball...

anrajala · 09-25-2007, 07:52 AM

"I'm guessing the air intake has no back to it because you have to sight through it to see forward."

Additional benefit is that if it backfires you'll never have to shave your moustache again.

- cruiz-euro

The_AirHawk · 09-25-2007, 07:58 AM

Even with the twin superchargers, the 350 is just a "starter". Sorta like buyin' an 883 an' puttin' 1200 jugs on it - you still got a Girlie Bike.

Now, we'd know what kind of Man he was if he'd done all this to the 500.............

seruzawa · 09-25-2007, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenneth_Moore

I'm guessing the air intake has no back to it because you have to sight through it to see forward.

Now, if only somebody would deliver this to the President along with a bottle of Stoli and an 8-ball...

I can imagine just how happy you will be when Cheney takes over.

Kenneth_Moore · 09-25-2007, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by seruzawa

I can imagine just how happy you will be when Cheney takes over.

We can always order him some shotguns to go with his whiskey.

97-FXSTSB · 09-25-2007, 09:41 AM

Great write-up on Chopper One Mr. garson. I work with Eddie Paul and we built the bike together. We've actually built over a thousand vehicles and mechanical effects for Hollywood. We built over 200 for 2Fast 2Furious alone! As for some of the Chopper One comments: The air scoop has a polycarbonate windshield built into it, not a hole in the back. The engine is not a 350, it is the ZZ502, slightly modified with the twin blowers plus a custom 2-stage nitrous plate under the Dominator that adds another 350hp. As for top speed, before anyone flames us on that, it certainly has the power potential to go that fast, but aerodynamics and traction would become an issue pretty quick. This bike is a runner, however, it is designed and built primarily for the viewing pleasure of those who like extreme things.

As for the inadequecy of the mini-guns on our Secret Weapon, it is also armed with a half dozen grenades. The guns are mainly for show since the bike would most likely be out in front.

09-24-2007, 04:03 PM	#1
administrator Administrator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: On My Bike Posts: 0	Baddest Bossest Hosses Original Article: Baddest Bossest Hosses Please discuss the Motorcycle.com article Baddest Bossest Hosses in our Motorcycle Forums below. Use the reply button to let others know your comments or feedback on the article. Constructive criticism is always appreciated, along with your thoughts and personal opinions on the bikes and products we have tested.

09-24-2007, 04:42 PM	#2
mscuddy MODERATOR X Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Next to my still checkin the temp. Posts: 4,565	Big Deal Had me one with a tank engine back in Kenosha, makes that bosse hosse look like a mini-bike. The pipes went all the way up and over the bike, kinda like a big chrome roll cage of exhaust pipes. Once it highsided on old Furtzel, and it rolled sideways 2 blocks down ave, J 'till a cement truck hit it. Man, I was mader'n hell bout it,too. __________________ On Any Sunday, like the tail of a kite, Flying and dancing in the wind. I'd like to break the string and drift out of sight I may not pass this way again.. I'm Flyin'

09-24-2007, 05:12 PM	#3
seruzawa Balrog of Morgoth Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: 8501 ft. Posts: 13,534	Sorry. Twin miniguns don't cut it in todays urban environment. When you simply HAVE to destroy everything in your path... Ma Deuce. Accept no substitute. Aside from that all I can think of is a quote from H. L. Mencken: “Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.” __________________ Indeed, some of us will always be sympathetic to Mrs. Palin if for nothing else than her enemies. The bile she extracts from her critics is almost like a dye marker, illuminating deep pockets of asininity that heretofore were either unnoticed or underappreciated.

09-25-2007, 07:07 AM	#5
Kenneth_Moore Premium Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: VIsiting the GIft Shop in the Pit of DIspair Posts: 5,569	I'm guessing the air intake has no back to it because you have to sight through it to see forward. Now, if only somebody would deliver this to the President along with a bottle of Stoli and an 8-ball... __________________ The Internet doesn't make you stupid, it just makes your stupidity more accessible to others.

09-25-2007, 07:58 AM	#7
The_AirHawk Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Egypt; in the State of DeNile....... Posts: 7,502	Even with the twin superchargers, the 350 is just a "starter". Sorta like buyin' an 883 an' puttin' 1200 jugs on it - you still got a Girlie Bike. Now, we'd know what kind of Man he was if he'd done all this to the 500............. __________________ *Parfois, on fait pas semblant* Sometimes, it's not pretend *Tuez L'Homme Blanc* Kill Whitey Oderint Dum Metuant Let them hate so long as they fear Gustatus Similis Pullus Tastes like Chicken Arbeit macht frei, you Nazi SOB's Nothing to see here, Citizen. Move along now.........

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09-25-2007, 06:42 AM	#4
maladg Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Rock throwing distance from Home Despot HQ Posts: 1,143	Reminds me of the arena scene in "Idiocracy".

09-25-2007, 07:52 AM	#6
anrajala Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,448	"I'm guessing the air intake has no back to it because you have to sight through it to see forward." Additional benefit is that if it backfires you'll never have to shave your moustache again. - cruiz-euro

09-25-2007, 09:41 AM	#10
97-FXSTSB Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1	Great write-up on Chopper One Mr. garson. I work with Eddie Paul and we built the bike together. We've actually built over a thousand vehicles and mechanical effects for Hollywood. We built over 200 for 2Fast 2Furious alone! As for some of the Chopper One comments: The air scoop has a polycarbonate windshield built into it, not a hole in the back. The engine is not a 350, it is the ZZ502, slightly modified with the twin blowers plus a custom 2-stage nitrous plate under the Dominator that adds another 350hp. As for top speed, before anyone flames us on that, it certainly has the power potential to go that fast, but aerodynamics and traction would become an issue pretty quick. This bike is a runner, however, it is designed and built primarily for the viewing pleasure of those who like extreme things. As for the inadequecy of the mini-guns on our Secret Weapon, it is also armed with a half dozen grenades. The guns are mainly for show since the bike would most likely be out in front. Last edited by 97-FXSTSB : 09-25-2007 at 09:43 AM.