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Old 10-30-2001, 08:53 AM   #41
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Lets try that again...



>> and all those other stale christian corporatist ideals.





So religion is to blame for people's speeding violations??



Yup, every Sunday morning I see all those cops coming out of church, whipped up into a righteous ticket writin' frenzy...





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para*noia (noun)



[New Latin, from Greek, madness, from paranous demented, from para- + nous mind]



1 : a psychosis characterized by systematized delusions of persecution usu. without hallucinations

2 : a tendency on the part of an individual or group toward excessive or irrational suspiciousness and distrustfulness of others
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Old 10-30-2001, 09:19 AM   #42
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True. True.
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Old 10-30-2001, 10:03 AM   #43
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Someone who see me going by might think it's suicidal...I'm just trying to escape!
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Old 10-30-2001, 10:04 AM   #44
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LOL... Ouch!
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Old 10-30-2001, 10:14 AM   #45
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What, are you kidding??? Improper use of turnsignals, lane changes? These things are the right of drivers. The cops are out there protecting us from driving fast on long open straight highways in good weather - that's where we'll all die. That's why they're out there with radars. Running red lights, changing lanes with out checking, etc. could never hurt anyone... according to the ways cops "protect" us. Or maybe these other violations would actually cause them to work?



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Old 10-30-2001, 10:17 AM   #46
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true - ask my sister... pretty little blond. WHen the helmet comes off all of a sudden the swaggering cop becomes rather lenient. My other female friends cry that almost always works.

Funny, I figure if I cried (5'10" and somewhat ugly)I'd not be let off... wonder why?
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Old 10-30-2001, 10:49 AM   #47
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actually, "Cox" is the officers middle name.



His true last name is "Ucker".
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Old 10-30-2001, 10:53 AM   #48
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dude, first you earned points by actually using the word "pulchritude" in a post correctly, but then you chucked it down toilet with the double-negative "irregardless"...



...unless you dumbed that down on purpose.
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Old 10-30-2001, 11:16 AM   #49
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>>but "normalcy" wasn't a word until President Harding started using it



Well I'll be...

...Ol' Warren G. (not to be confused w/ Willie G.) actually made some contribution after all.



As for "irregardless," it hardly matters that the dictionary (even Merriam-Webster) makes reference to it, its use still bespeaks ignorance.

Language is evolutionary by nature, but that doesn't legitimize a new word when it's so blatantly contradictory.



ir = un, without

regardless = without care or heed





(ok, sorry, I'll stop now.)
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Old 10-30-2001, 03:37 PM   #50
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Reasons why...



1.) More men drive than women. Men have jobs to get to so more of them are on the road.



2.) Men have to get someplace when they are driving as compared to women who are just out for groceries and to spend their mans money.



3.) Men are trying to get away from the bad women drivers who are usually driving too slow, are bunching up or weaving.



4.) Officers want to teach a lessen to the men, they want to the women.
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