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Old 10-11-2007, 07:53 PM   #1
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The Associated Press: Puerto Rico Passes Strict Motorcycle Law

Note the .02 alcohol limit. This is insane.

Welcome to the Brave New World. Coming to a State near you soon. Joe Sixpack and Sally Soccer, sitting in front of their TV watching "Friends", don't care. In fact they will cheer for this. They're jealous of you and fear anything different and, like crabs in a bucket, will pull down anyone who seems to be escaping a life as miserable as theirs.

Don't forget to take your soma.

Given the current political climate this is inevitable. Heck, you can be arrested for smoking in your own backyard in the Land of the Free now.
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Old 10-11-2007, 08:01 PM   #2
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Isn't that something? I think they just effectivly killed the beach scooter rental business there....what the hell, it's only a couple of hundred people thrown out of work and a few million bucks in tax revenue...
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Old 10-11-2007, 08:02 PM   #3
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Isn't that something? I think they just effectivly killed the beach scooter rental business there....what the hell, it's only a couple of hundred people thrown out of work and a few million bucks in tax revenue...
As long as the sheeple feel safe and think they're going to save a buck who cares? Freedom is too messy. We don't need any more of that around these parts.
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Old 10-11-2007, 09:03 PM   #4
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Hey, that's Hal's eyeball! Open the pod door...

When I was stationed at Rosie Roads, PR, the last thing we had to worry about was blood alcohol levels...now purple MUSHROOM blood level was another thing all together. And chasing crabs on Honda passports was fun too. Oh Puerto Rico, what happened?
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Old 10-11-2007, 09:21 PM   #5
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It can't happen here
It can't happen here
I'm telling you, my dear
That it can't happen here
Because I been checkin' it out, baby
I checked it out a couple a times

But I'm telling you
It can't happen here
Oh darling, it's important that you believe me
(Bop bop bop bop)
That it can't happen here

Who could imagine that they would freak out somewhere
in Kansas . . .
(Kansas . . . Kansas . . . Kansas . . . Kansas . . . )
(Kansas, Kansas, do-do-dun to-to
Kansas, Kansas, la la la)
(Kansas, Kansas, do-do-dun to-to
Kansas, Kansas)
Who could imagine that they would freak out in Minnesota . . .
(Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi
Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi . . . )
(Mama Minnesota, Mama Minnesota, Mama Minnesota,
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Mama Minnesota,
Mama Minnesota, Mama Minnesota,
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Mama Minnesota)
Who could imagine . . .

Who could imagine
That they would freak out in Washington, D.C.
(AC/DC bop-bop-bop)
(AC/DC do-do-do-dun, AC/DC
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma, AC/DC)
But it can't happen here
Oh baby, it can't happen here
(AC/DC bop-bop-bop)
Oh baby, it can't happen here
(AC/DC bop-bop-bop)
It can't happen here
Everybody's safe and it can't happen here
(AC/DC bop-bop-bop)
No freaks for us
(AC/DC bop-bop-bop)
It can't happen here
(AC/DC bop-bop-bop)
Everybody's clean and it can't happen here
No, no, it won't happen here
(No, no, it won't happen here)
(AC/DC bop-bop-bop)
I'm telling you it can't
(AC/DC bop-bop-bop)
It won't happen here
Bop-bop-ditty-bop
(I'm not worried at all, I'm not worried at all)
Ditty-bop-bop-bop
Plastic folks, you know
It won't happen here
You're safe, mama
(No no no)
You're safe, baby
(No no no)
You just cook a tv dinner
(No no no)
And you make it
Bop bop bop
(No no no)
Oh, we're gonna get a tv dinner and cook it up
(No no no no no no no!)
Oh, get a tv dinner and cook it up
Cook it up
Oh, and it won't happen here
Who could imagine
That they would freak out in the suburbs!
(No no no no no no no no no no
Man you guys are really safe
Everything's cool)

I remember (tu-tu)
I remember (tu-tu)
I remember (tu-tu)
They had a swimming pool
I remember (tu-tu)
I remember (tu-tu)
They had a swimming pool
I remember (tu-tu)
I remember (tu-tu)
They had a swimming pool

And they thought it couldn't happen here
(duh duh duh)
They knew it couldn't happen here
They were so sure it couldn't happen here
But . . .

Suzy . . .
Yes yes, oh yes-I've always felt that
Yes, I agree man, it really makes it . . . yeah . . .
It's a real THING, man, it really makes it

FZ: Suzy, you just got to town, and we've been . . . we've been very interested in your development
Suzy: Forget it!

Hmmmmmmmmm
(It can't happen here)
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Old 10-11-2007, 09:45 PM   #6
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I'm Worried about the MISSION.............Dave.....
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Old 10-11-2007, 10:00 PM   #7
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HAL, I won't argue with you anymore! Open the doors!
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Old 10-11-2007, 10:19 PM   #8
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I truely miss you guys in a different format. I just can't seem to swing the quick check-in and follow the threads I want. But then KP is leaving a big void too. (I didn't say a good void)

Anyway, feel free to nuke this message for non content.

Bigdx and I are getting ready to play some poker........on a dirty...oh nevermind.
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Old 10-12-2007, 06:03 AM   #9
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They have been hammering smokers for about 20 years now. Now anyone that drinks. Soon, anyone that does ANY unapproved activity. They will get to us sooner or later. Count on sooner. Remember, the Nazi's went after the unpopular Jews first. It didn't take them too long to get around to everyone else they didn't like. Think about it.
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Old 10-12-2007, 06:59 AM   #10
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Remember, the Nazi's went after the unpopular Jews first. It didn't take them too long to get around to everyone else they didn't like. Think about it.
It's interesting you should say that. I was considering making the same analogy on the thread about the stupid FL law. In particular when one post said something to the effect of: "The simple solution is to not go 30 mph over the speed limit or ride like an a**hole." I HATE that argument..."If you aren't a terrorist, why should care if the government is tapping your phone lines?"
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