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Old 04-22-2007, 11:30 AM   #51
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Why not? It's got those cool spinnie-thingies on top, it transforms from airplane, to bike, to boat, to child-stroller, to briefcase (admittedly that briefcase weighs 400kilos, but they're working on it).



It can perform the Heimlich if you're choking, fellatio if you're not.



This machine will end World-Hunger, Disease, War, Peace, the Heartbreak of Psoriasis, and agrees with 4 out of 5 Dentists.



Once it's been integrated (along with all other machines) into the new SkyNet™ Master Control Program™ - it will solve Gridlock and our Foreign Dependance on Oil, and will make our streets and highways safer (for anyone not on them).



Why, it's as harmless to our future as a 12-week-old puppy of indeterminate-lineage and elephant-sized feet (and appetite to match) is to the future of your fine-china and best silk drapes and Oriental rugs.



It will go-down as the greatest invention since Al Gore discovered the Internet!



WHAT is not to like about this machine?
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Old 04-22-2007, 11:31 AM   #52
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OH? Well that's different then.



Sorry I ever doubted Honda.



(sigh) Glad that's over, now I can go back to sleep.
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Old 04-22-2007, 11:38 AM   #53
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No, they're all being repressed by President Bush - along with the 100mpg carburetor, that Alien Anti-Gravity Technology™ over in Area 51, and $5-bbl oil /$0.29-gal gasoline.



Just elect Hilary or/and Obama, and all your troubles will go away, and these great inventions will suddenly materialise right before your very eyes.
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Old 04-22-2007, 11:41 AM   #54
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Well, I picked-up a copy of Flesh Gordon once by mistake when I was Eleven, and have never been the same since.............
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Old 04-22-2007, 11:51 AM   #55
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Apparently it also makes really strong coffee.
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Old 04-22-2007, 11:52 AM   #56
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THAT's thinkin' outside the Ol' Box!
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Old 04-22-2007, 12:17 PM   #57
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"WHAT is not to like about this machine?"



Ka$$hole likes it.
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Old 04-22-2007, 12:20 PM   #58
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Nah. Need to keep him around to remind us of what Democrats are really like.
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Old 04-22-2007, 12:34 PM   #59
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An auto-gyro? Didn't WC Fields have one of those?



After seeing the craters Gyrocopters use to leave at El Mirage, no thanks...



I want a rocket belt anyway.
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Old 04-22-2007, 04:05 PM   #60
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But... but... but... he's a Republican.



Really. It's not another one of his "kfibs."
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