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The_AirHawk · 03-03-2007, 12:04 PM

Say it ain't SO!

Why, America's Favorite-Convicted-Drug-Pusher can't possibly be a clueless fop.

BMW4VWW · 03-03-2007, 12:11 PM

I thought he narced out one of his buddies to get out of that conviction.

SeanAlexander · 03-03-2007, 06:40 PM

Dear Mr. Allen,

Please disregard the advice of the various poseu... ah posters on this message board.

In the future, if you're riding your Hog and you find yourself in a difficult or otherwise scary situation, you go right ahead and Lay-er-down! Not only is it the right thing to do, it's what Darwin would want.

Sincerely,

Amused in Newport Coast.

sarnali2 · 03-05-2007, 06:15 AM

I don't want FOP goddammit, I'm a Dapper Dan Man

12er · 03-05-2007, 09:13 AM

Please Sir, watch your language, this is a family establishment.

pushrod · 03-05-2007, 09:44 AM

"I don't think so, Tim!"

However, I've always thought that trick of sliding under the semi-trailer might come in handy!

I think MO should sponsor Mr. Allen to a track school, and write an article about it. After we get done with it, they could probably sell movie rights to it!

testcase · 03-06-2007, 09:04 AM

Lots of people still think this. In my BRC class last year, there were a couple of bikes who were "experienced riders just taking the class to skip the DMV test" (they rode their sportbikes to the class) who, at the end of the class when questions were being solicited, started pushing hard for the instructors to "show how to lay it down safely" to "minimize crashes".

The MSF teachers kind of looked at each other like "HUH?" But these guys were pretty persistent and at the end of the debate, I could tell they were completely unconvinced.

BrowningBAR · 03-06-2007, 09:31 AM

If it saves us from just one more crappy movie...

03-03-2007, 12:04 PM	#21
The_AirHawk Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Livin' in a Van: down by the Mariana Trench Posts: 10,891	Re: 'Tim Allen Wants Motorcycle Crash Lessons.' --Argh! Say it ain't SO! Why, America's Favorite-Convicted-Drug-Pusher can't possibly be a clueless fop. __________________ *Parfois, on fait pas semblant* Sometimes, it's not pretend Oderint Dum Metuant Let them hate so long as they fear политики предпочитают безоружных крестьян Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants Nothing to see here, Citizen. Move along now...

03-03-2007, 12:11 PM	#22
BMW4VWW Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,833	Re: 'Tim Allen Wants Motorcycle Crash Lessons.' --Argh! I thought he narced out one of his buddies to get out of that conviction.

03-03-2007, 06:40 PM	#23
SeanAlexander Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Newport Coast, CA Posts: 1,538	Don't Listen to These MOrons Tim! Dear Mr. Allen, Please disregard the advice of the various poseu... ah posters on this message board. In the future, if you're riding your Hog and you find yourself in a difficult or otherwise scary situation, you go right ahead and Lay-er-down! Not only is it the right thing to do, it's what Darwin would want. Sincerely, Amused in Newport Coast. __________________ I thought I'd found true happiness in my personal bath body bar.... Then I tried DOVE! with 1/4 moisturizing cream!!!

03-05-2007, 06:15 AM	#24
sarnali2 Aging Cafe` Racer Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sittin' down by my window, lookin' at the rain. Posts: 8,132	Re: 'Tim Allen Wants Motorcycle Crash Lessons.' --Argh! I don't want FOP goddammit, I'm a Dapper Dan Man __________________ "Carpe` Throttelum -Loud Suits Save Lives" "All the BMW riders in the room, I want you to leave. Now. Out. "

03-05-2007, 09:13 AM	#25
12er Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: SF Posts: 2,702	Re: 'Tim Allen Wants Motorcycle Crash Lessons.' --Argh! Please Sir, watch your language, this is a family establishment.

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03-05-2007, 09:44 AM	#26
pushrod Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Baja 'Bama Posts: 3,478	Re: 'Tim Allen Wants Motorcycle Crash Lessons.' --Argh! "I don't think so, Tim!" However, I've always thought that trick of sliding under the semi-trailer might come in handy! I think MO should sponsor Mr. Allen to a track school, and write an article about it. After we get done with it, they could probably sell movie rights to it! __________________ You would not understand, this is not how I am... I have become - Comfortably Numb.

03-06-2007, 09:04 AM	#27
testcase Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sandy, Utah Posts: 336	Re: 'Tim Allen Wants Motorcycle Crash Lessons.' --Argh! Lots of people still think this. In my BRC class last year, there were a couple of bikes who were "experienced riders just taking the class to skip the DMV test" (they rode their sportbikes to the class) who, at the end of the class when questions were being solicited, started pushing hard for the instructors to "show how to lay it down safely" to "minimize crashes". The MSF teachers kind of looked at each other like "HUH?" But these guys were pretty persistent and at the end of the debate, I could tell they were completely unconvinced. __________________ Testcase -------------------------------------------------- The Wheelnerds Podcast - http://www.wheelnerds.com

03-06-2007, 09:31 AM	#28
BrowningBAR Snuggles Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: In a really, really, really old farmhouse Posts: 4,364	Re: Don't Listen to These MOrons Tim! If it saves us from just one more crappy movie...