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Old 03-03-2007, 12:04 PM   #21
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Default Re: 'Tim Allen Wants Motorcycle Crash Lessons.' --Argh!

Say it ain't SO!



Why, America's Favorite-Convicted-Drug-Pusher can't possibly be a clueless fop.
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Old 03-03-2007, 12:11 PM   #22
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Default Re: 'Tim Allen Wants Motorcycle Crash Lessons.' --Argh!

I thought he narced out one of his buddies to get out of that conviction.
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Old 03-03-2007, 06:40 PM   #23
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Default Don't Listen to These MOrons Tim!

Dear Mr. Allen,



Please disregard the advice of the various poseu... ah posters on this message board.



In the future, if you're riding your Hog and you find yourself in a difficult or otherwise scary situation, you go right ahead and Lay-er-down! Not only is it the right thing to do, it's what Darwin would want.



Sincerely,

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Old 03-05-2007, 06:15 AM   #24
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Default Re: 'Tim Allen Wants Motorcycle Crash Lessons.' --Argh!

I don't want FOP goddammit, I'm a Dapper Dan Man
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Old 03-05-2007, 09:13 AM   #25
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Default Re: 'Tim Allen Wants Motorcycle Crash Lessons.' --Argh!

Please Sir, watch your language, this is a family establishment.
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Old 03-05-2007, 09:44 AM   #26
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Default Re: 'Tim Allen Wants Motorcycle Crash Lessons.' --Argh!

"I don't think so, Tim!"



However, I've always thought that trick of sliding under the semi-trailer might come in handy!



I think MO should sponsor Mr. Allen to a track school, and write an article about it. After we get done with it, they could probably sell movie rights to it!
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Old 03-06-2007, 09:04 AM   #27
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Default Re: 'Tim Allen Wants Motorcycle Crash Lessons.' --Argh!

Lots of people still think this. In my BRC class last year, there were a couple of bikes who were "experienced riders just taking the class to skip the DMV test" (they rode their sportbikes to the class) who, at the end of the class when questions were being solicited, started pushing hard for the instructors to "show how to lay it down safely" to "minimize crashes".



The MSF teachers kind of looked at each other like "HUH?" But these guys were pretty persistent and at the end of the debate, I could tell they were completely unconvinced.
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Old 03-06-2007, 09:31 AM   #28
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If it saves us from just one more crappy movie...
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