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Old 01-21-2007, 05:47 AM   #31
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Default Re: Be Grateful!

Didn't Saddam sweep the Polls last time he ran?



Then they hung him.



Oh, you fickle Voters!



Somebody, remind ME to never run for Dictator.



(Chavez, your Gallows can be seen on the distant horizon as well!).
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Old 01-21-2007, 05:49 AM   #32
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What does it say?



"Warning! For GOD'S SAKE DON'T PUT THIS ON AND RIDE A MOTORCYCLE!!!!"?
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Old 01-21-2007, 05:51 AM   #33
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Sure he does!



He goes ATGATT just for a trip down the hall to the Water Cooler............
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Old 01-21-2007, 05:52 AM   #34
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(Lookout for that Stick in front of Bob's Cubicle! OH!! Too LATE.............)
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Old 01-21-2007, 05:55 AM   #35
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Default Re: Some more common sense restrictions that we should follow.

250 is more than enough to run from the Cops - it should be limited to the 49cc scooters. And you should go with KP's ATGATT laws.



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Old 01-21-2007, 05:57 AM   #36
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No, scratch that - I had a friend's Cousin's Sister's 12-year-old kid get killed on one of those, first time he rode it. There outta be a law prohibiting kids from riding those things on the Freeway. Let's just ban them entirely - 2-wheel Motor-Vehicles are Just Dangerous!



Use a Bicycle...........
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Old 01-21-2007, 05:59 AM   #37
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No, no...... Wait. Bicycles kill kids if they can get out on the Freeway too. Perhaps we should ban that too.



And DON'T get me started on [i]Walking............
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Old 01-21-2007, 06:02 AM   #38
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Haven't you LOOKED at your average Ruff-an-tumble Cruiser-rider lately? Aren't most of THEM somewhat reminiscent of Crinimals(sic)?
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Old 01-21-2007, 06:09 AM   #39
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"We have a huge problem," Harbour said. "We don't have a surplus. We are losing $100 million a year. It's not right to ask everyone to pay for the motorcycling community."



Sportbikes are causing the Canadian Insurance Industry to "lose" $100M/Year?



Funny, you'd think that amount of Carnage would make International Headlines:



"QUEBEC, CANADA ROADS ARE SO CRAPPY AND AUTOMOBILE DRIVERS SO INCOMPETENT, SPORTBIKE RIDERS DIE BY THOUSANDS"



Or: "JAPANESE-TERRORISTS RIG 600CC AND LARGER CANADIAN SPORTBIKES WITH C4 AND SPEED-SWITCHES, RIDERS DIE BY THE GAZILLIONS"

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Old 01-21-2007, 06:15 AM   #40
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Default Re: Some more common sense restrictions that we should follow.

Isn't it amazing? Some bureaucrat makes some obviously unsubstantiated claim (euphenism for a wild selfserving lie) and the media repeats it without a thought. Simply amazing.
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