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Old 01-08-2007, 03:53 PM   #41
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Motorcycle = "Instrument of Crime".



Anything above 50-70cc is capable of breaking the speed limit (eventually!). Therefore, mere possession of one should be akin to being caught with a trunkful of hashish-residued Hookahs and a LAWS rocket, O.J. Simpson's pocketknife, and Jimmy Haffa's Teamster's Ring hangin' from your rearview..........
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Old 01-08-2007, 03:57 PM   #42
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Well, technically the rates ARE rising if you've never had one before, and suddenly some Hoon on a GSXR1000 ballistic's his way through the skinny part of a Yugo.



Just ask the Kook - it's all taught in Statistics 101 and Logic 202 at the Ashtray-Engineer's College of Hard Knocks.
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Old 01-08-2007, 03:58 PM   #43
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It wouldn't surprise me to find mention of the Bill of Rights to be banned in our schools alongside the Ten Commandments.
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Old 01-08-2007, 03:59 PM   #44
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Man, I must have worked for the only ethical police department in this country where my co-workers and I really did our best to help others and impartially enforce the law. From what people have to say about the police, you'd think that they only want to violate people's rights and break the law. So many people with opinions and no facts. Remember, every time you get upset with the media for bending the facts to make a good story about how bad motorcycles are, think about how they bend the facts to make interesting stories about the police...
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Old 01-08-2007, 04:13 PM   #45
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Sure. Chainmail. Long, raven-coloured hair. Steely glint in one eye, lip raised in a half-snarl. Razorsharp Hand-and-a-half Sword in one hand, Unabridged Webster's in the other (You know how much them suckers weigh? There's a REASON they put 'em up on them pedestals........).



Much like "George 'The Animal' Steele", I have little trouble out of Third-Graders during Story Hour.



(For those too young to remember - George Steele was a ProWrestler about 25-30 years ago. His "Shtick" was, he'd "bite through" the corner turnbuckle pads, then "tear out the stuffing" and smack his opponents' heads against 'em. He also conducted "Interviews" with snarls and gutteral grunts as his reply, oft pawing at some Brolly that was standing-by as set-decoration)
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Old 01-08-2007, 04:14 PM   #46
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Doh! George was also a Gradeschool Teacher in the "off season", heheh!



Sorry, forgot to include that little factoid.
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Old 01-08-2007, 04:16 PM   #47
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Yes, I agree. A lot of stupid responses.
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Old 01-08-2007, 04:56 PM   #48
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Tequila for me. I think Buz will have some expensive wine.
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Old 01-08-2007, 05:03 PM   #49
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"Cops aren't bad guys;"



Obviously, you have never worked with, or around cops for very long. SOME aren't bad guys. MOST of them have a GOD complex. I could tell you stories about shyt they pulled that you wouldn't believe. Working with them for 17 years taught me who was who after 3 words out of their mouth. I might be a brain dead fart head, but it sounds like you are the one talking out his ass.
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Old 01-08-2007, 05:32 PM   #50
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So, Sauza for the tall Polack and a jug of two buck chuck for the little wop........



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