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Old 07-28-2006, 11:07 AM   #41
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As usual, Shakespeare said it best. "First, we kill all the lawyers."
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Old 07-28-2006, 11:21 AM   #42
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The article posted by eekadog is a clear case of "cover my arse". Read the damn language in the ordinance.

"This shall include, but not limited to, vehicles for off-road and on-road use."

There's not much to get confused there. They knew exactly what they were voting for. Show that line to 100 random ordinary citizens and I guarantee the vast majority will say it means all motorcycles. There is absolutely no reason to believe these city council members thought any differently.



They undoubtedly recieved ALOT of negative feedback as a result fo their new ordinance and this is their way of trying to bury it.
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Old 07-28-2006, 11:49 AM   #43
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Default Re: Yeah! That worked in 'Nam!

On the other hand we were discussing retaliation against a bunch of govt stooges who pass anti-motorcycle legislation. In that case arclight strikes and chemical warfare are entirely justified!
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Old 07-28-2006, 12:53 PM   #44
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"nucular waste suppository"???



That's GOTTA hurt!!!
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Old 07-28-2006, 02:47 PM   #45
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Default Re: Yeah! That worked in 'Nam!

It would likely be a more "humane" way of euthanasia than is absolutely warranted, in this situation.



But, that's the good Ol' US of A, - "Kinder and Gentler than your average schizoid Serial-Killer for over 230years!".
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Old 07-28-2006, 04:00 PM   #46
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Well......



It looks just like a Telefunken U-47!
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Old 07-28-2006, 04:36 PM   #47
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" 4.2 "Motorcycles" shall be defined as self-propelled vehicles having two (2) tandem wheels with solid or pneumatic tires, having a steering bar or wheel and a saddle seat. "



Does this mean if I take the seat off my dirt bike I could ride it? of if I added another little wheel on the back?
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Old 07-28-2006, 04:57 PM   #48
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There probably aren't anough CCU beds for all of the heart attacks it would cause. It's a blue hair community.
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Old 07-28-2006, 05:06 PM   #49
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We'll just have to terrorize the town with MonoWheels(TM).
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Old 07-28-2006, 05:45 PM   #50
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An ATC (trike) is OK since the wheels are not tandem. They are offset
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