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Old 07-21-2006, 09:15 PM   #1
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Default Re: Ride To Work...Like a Squid...Day.

Exactly! Never forfeit your God given right to be an idiot. It's in the Constitution!
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Old 07-22-2006, 02:16 AM   #2
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As a 21-year-old, Aerostich wearing, college student who rode to work every day the last few weeks, including ride to work day, I think I can say that this is hilarious!
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Old 07-22-2006, 03:28 AM   #3
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I'm in. Somebody lend me a BossHoss.
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Old 07-22-2006, 03:55 AM   #4
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That's good...lol

A bunch of them around where I live, I think they breed and multiply.
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Old 07-22-2006, 04:09 AM   #5
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You got the Helmet position wrong - it's supposed to be bungeed to the Pillion, or locked to the side of the bike while Mono-in' at a buck-plus through rushhour traffic.........
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Old 07-22-2006, 05:06 AM   #6
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Not me I want a GSXR. With my shorts, sandels tank top and beer gut I'll show them whipper-snappers what the future looks like if they make it that long..



Nothing like a half lit 300 lb looney on a Gixxer comin' at ya at about 120 to put the fear o god in 'em
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Old 07-22-2006, 05:17 AM   #7
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Funny that Alextreem didn't mention riding on the sidewalks which helps preserve the roadways for future generations.
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Old 07-22-2006, 05:51 AM   #8
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Nice work. Freakin' hilarious.



Gotta stick up for "Superbikes", though. I'm a middle-aged, textile-jacket-wearing commuter-bike square (a real L-7, Daddio!), and I find the show pretty enjoyable.
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Old 07-22-2006, 06:07 AM   #9
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Yes, and don't forget up and down public stairs whenever possible. Did you see KP's thinking of buying a Buell? I'm stunned. Must be a ploy of some sort.



Axeltreem is a cousin of Bengt Phorks me thinks...
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Old 07-22-2006, 06:17 AM   #10
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SPEED TV is still looking for a large-breasted blonde airhead to read cue cards for its new show "The Wide World of Motorcycles," which will feature stories about current models of Harley-Davidsons and their owners each week.
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