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Old 06-04-2006, 06:04 AM   #21
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he's probably too busy f****n' someones wife....
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Old 06-04-2006, 06:09 AM   #22
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Corn don't grow at all on Rocky Top, grounds too rocky by far,



That's why all the folks on Rocky Top get's their corn from a jar......







Pretty much covers it, I like corn squeezed or boiled, even roasted. Don't think I want it in my gas tank though. We'd be better off with little turbo diesels in our bikes, decent performance and milage and no massive shift in infrastructure or money wasted on exclusive Con Agra fuel contracts....
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Old 06-04-2006, 06:19 AM   #23
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Yes we should look to that economic powerhouse, Brazil.



Do you think we're going to get any refineries built in the US? 51?



Ted Kennedy is currently blocking a wind farm from being built near his home. He certainly ain't gonna allow no sugar cane refinery.
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Old 06-04-2006, 06:19 AM   #24
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They're reversing my paycheck at the same time.
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Old 06-04-2006, 06:21 AM   #25
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I'm gonna need an explanation how a guy paying millions of dollars for a piece of land is greedy.
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Old 06-04-2006, 06:42 AM   #26
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Those greedy developers. They greedily buy the land and then greedily force people to buy the homes they build. How dare people want roofs over their heads? We must set up a centralized system where people are forced to live in arcologies that are designed by college professors and bureaucrats for sustainable living. That'll solve everything.
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Old 06-04-2006, 06:45 AM   #27
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Buz, you miss the point. These schemes are meant for the common people who really don't deserve prosperity. These ideas are never supposed to impact the really important people of society. Sheeesh. Don't you know that wind farms are supposed to be built near the poor people, you know, near the fever swamps?
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Old 06-04-2006, 06:56 AM   #28
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"Urban Villages" is what we need, everyone living in apartment buildings or condo's with stores, schools and medical centers all within walking distance, efficient mass transit and bicycle paths everywhere and everyone working from home on a massive internet system. Constant video survailance of all public areas for crime prevention and a nice high razor wire fence surrounding everyone to keep out criminals, checkpoints manned 24/7 to ensure everyone is accounted for and a benign central government to oversee it all...



I'm climaxing in my pants just thinking about it
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Old 06-04-2006, 06:59 AM   #29
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Now now, Buz. You know better than that. Your taxes go entirely to projects that benefit you in return.



Like National Defense. No, wait, they're all in Iraq now....scrap that.



Okay, the schools educate kids so they become productive and can pay taxes for all those SS benefits.....no wait, the kids can't read or write after they graduate any more (but they do learn that teachers are poorly paid) so scrap that.



Okay, your taxes go to building roads and bridges everywhere that go nowhere and are named after Robert Byrd...... maybe that's not such a good idea either.



Give me time. I'll think of some benefit you get.......
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Old 06-04-2006, 07:05 AM   #30
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.....that none of the people who push these ideas ever plan on living in one themselves? Our last Governor, the dingbat Leavitt, was real big on these ideas. Yeah, right, he'd move right in.
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