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Old 10-26-2005, 02:24 PM   #1
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Five counts of tax evasion eh? I guess even when you are stealing other peoples money the government still wants a piece of the action. Sort of sounds like the Mafia doesn't it? VWW
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Old 10-26-2005, 02:25 PM   #2
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Also sentenced were the promoters of the solar-powered flashlight and the Wile E. Coyote umbrella/parachute.
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Old 10-26-2005, 02:31 PM   #3
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Wouldn't that be the ACME umbrella/parachute?
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Old 10-26-2005, 04:24 PM   #4
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place a vest on each of the felons...throw them off a truck at 60 mph. let the punishment fit the crime...then pick up the pieces,,,
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Old 10-26-2005, 05:02 PM   #5
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...including metric screw drivers and left-handed hammers.
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Old 10-26-2005, 05:13 PM   #6
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Why do "independently wealthy" people need investment capital again?
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Old 10-27-2005, 12:18 AM   #7
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Because you don't stay rich by spending your own money. Risk other peoples money, that's the American way!
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Old 10-27-2005, 12:24 AM   #8
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Sad that the thing wasn't real. It sounded like a cool idea. I could see it evloving into a suit that turned you into the Michelin man just prior to hitting the pavement.



I can see the headlines now; "Man bounces off of the bay bridge after crash, floats out to sea!"



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Old 10-27-2005, 01:25 AM   #9
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I guess their claims were inflated....
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Old 10-27-2005, 02:23 AM   #10
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Who??? Are they related to Yvon and Miguel?
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