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Old 07-29-2005, 03:55 PM   #191
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excellent irony!

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Old 07-29-2005, 04:06 PM   #192
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I'll be moving to a red state, then, since they'll have nearly all non-urban-sprawl land, no traffic jams, no air pollution, and nearly all the national parks, not to mention that the blue states will spend half the year frozen and the other half mired in road construction.



You might want to check your facts on mosquitos and obese americans, since 90% of both reside in Wisconsin, Minnesota, and Michigan. We'll enjoy missing out on 100% of wildfires and urban race riots (oh, excuse me, urban renewal).



I hope your citizens can live on wine, cheese, lettuce and fruit, since we'll have the vast majority of the beef, chicken, pork, bread, and corn.



I'm sure that Detroit, Boston, Philadelphia, Milwaukee, and New Jersey will provide the blue states with all the cultural prowess they'll need to impress the rest of the world at your state dinners.



You can keep Hollywood, with its *****-stained sidewalks, drug addicts, and pay-as-you-go bathrooms. You can also enjoy Yosemite, but you'll miss Yellowstone, Glacier, the Arches, the Grand Canyon, Dinosaur National Monument, Mount Rushmore, Devil's Tower, Barringer Crater, the Badlands, the Smokey Mountains, the good half of the Rocky Mountains, and all the ski resorts in Colorado.



Additionally, 38 percent of those in blue states believe John Kerry was actually a war hero, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we're discussing abortion or protecting the lives of American citizens against foreign terrorists, 44 percent say that capitalism is only a theory, and 100% of those crazy bastards think they are smarter than the rest of the world because they paid an "educational" institution $100,000 to give them a piece of paper saying so.



Besides, after they confiscate all the guns from the citizens of the blue states, the red states will just invade and take over the blue staters and make them all into slaves.



Peace out,

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Old 07-29-2005, 04:08 PM   #193
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Shoulda bought a Honda....life is always better on a Honda.
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Old 07-29-2005, 04:20 PM   #194
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Old 07-29-2005, 04:23 PM   #195
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President Ted Kennedy, oh joy.......VP Barney Frank......He likes you Johnny, wants you to be his understudy.
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Old 07-29-2005, 04:35 PM   #196
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Best beaches? Seem to recall one or two shut down daily due to filth, needles, etc.



You forgot to mention youget the squeegee guys!
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Old 07-29-2005, 04:47 PM   #197
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Old 07-29-2005, 05:03 PM   #198
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UPDATE



I heard that there were some 'protesters' out there this Friday afternoon, with posters. I assume some Hog guys.



This will probably generate more publicity. They say any publicity is good, but dont' know about this one.

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Old 07-29-2005, 05:10 PM   #199
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Well James, I'm glad I was able to find out what you have been up to lately, and your candid thought about working for me... I'd like to see you in my office first thing on Monday morning. Enjoy your weekend...
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Old 07-29-2005, 05:17 PM   #200
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"In other words, business owners that invest capital to create a money-making operation must be compelled to hire people they don't want to employ? " Never said that Abe... not nice to twist someone elses words... If the man does his job should you care what he has for breakfast? who he votes for? what he rides????
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