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Old 07-20-2005, 12:49 AM   #1
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Bike gangs don't inherit anything - they ignite, coming into being by spontaneous combustion wherever there's somewhere suitable. No need to worry about the future.



First post, too.
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Old 07-20-2005, 01:35 AM   #2
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WOW!!! Burned down a town in Mexico. Time for a remake of the Wild Bunch from a slightly different

perspective. I only read the first page of the story-way to long for me.
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Old 07-20-2005, 01:49 AM   #3
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You mean to tell me that all those dudes dressed up as bad-ass bikers aren't beating a path to his door? They aren't willing to give it all up to become the "real thing?" You'd think there'd be a rainbow of highly polished choppers outside his clubhouse.



My idea of being a deviant biker is riding a 6fiddy V-Strom.
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Old 07-20-2005, 02:58 AM   #4
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Maybe I can be a 1%'er - I make cats chase laser pointers and I give dogs rubber bones.... bwahahaha!
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Old 07-20-2005, 03:30 AM   #5
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I read for a while and started to tink this guy needed to be removed from the gene pool about 40 years ago.



I was driving home (yes driving) yesterday and came upon a 1%er passing two cars on a double line heading toward me. He had just enough room to make the pass, so I wasn't too concerned. I flashed my lights at him. He yelled, "Fllck You!" at me. I was flashing him to let him know there was a cop up ahead. Moron.
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Old 07-20-2005, 04:07 AM   #6
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Little adieu about not much at all.



Reminds me of an opening to a fav Monty Python skit: "Tonight on WHO CARES, we interview the famous financier & surgeon, Reg LeCrisp..."



Wake me when an interesting story comes up...and good riddance, too.
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Old 07-20-2005, 04:48 AM   #7
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Gee. Monk's getting a divorce. Who could have seen that coming?



"Bye, Honey. I have to go to the motherf#$%ing bar on my motherf#$%ing bike to see motherf#$%ing Shifty and Angell. We're going to drink some motherf#$%ing beer and kick some motherf#$%ing a$$."



"OK, just don't stay out too late, dear. Have fun with your role models. Maybe you can take Madison to see your friends this weekend."
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Old 07-20-2005, 04:53 AM   #8
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Thats the sad part about the whole story. These guys are more concerned about the club and the patch than they are about their kids and family.
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Old 07-20-2005, 05:26 AM   #9
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I ride a two-fiddy Interceptor...can I be a deviant biker too ???
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Old 07-20-2005, 05:41 AM   #10
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Amazing. A sympathetic article about a bunch of criminals. You can't make stuff like this up, folks.



How pathetic to think that your life would be a loss if your 1%er club ceased to exist. It's already a loss, dude. That picture of someone shovelling something onto that grave is more apt than you think.



Maybe this e-magazine could branch out into other areas. I'd like to see some sympathetic articles about Stalin and Pol Pot, too.
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