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Old 06-06-2005, 08:47 AM   #1
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wow I farted that should instill road rage especially if i hit that button that locks the windows then my wife proceeds with the beating as I am driving causing erratic behavior. I see how smells could do this
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Old 06-06-2005, 08:54 AM   #2
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P.S. If you post this type of article you should expect the above juvenile reponse I cant help myself
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Old 06-06-2005, 09:26 AM   #3
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Does that mean that I should or should not wash the liner of my stinky Shoei?
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Old 06-06-2005, 09:55 AM   #4
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Now that you mention it I vaguely remember that the overpowering smells of beer and burning marijuana in my car often caused me to be a little dizzy and disoriented.
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Old 06-06-2005, 09:57 AM   #5
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This is just stupid.



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Old 06-06-2005, 10:15 AM   #6
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Ditto
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Old 06-06-2005, 10:16 AM   #7
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OK, I'll pack my breath guard full of coffee beans tomorrow and see if it makes me more alert.

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Old 06-06-2005, 10:27 AM   #8
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I bought a pickup a while back that had what could best be described as "sweaty construction worker ass". Before the wonks kick in, I am familiar with the outboard two descriptors, having myself been quite gamey in the past; and the truck was previously owned by a sheetrock company.



ANYWAY, I had to sell it. I just couldn't make myself show up for work on time.



Only other thing I can add is, Don't eat a feisty 'wurst with sauerkraut, peppers and beer and then put a full face helmet on!



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Old 06-06-2005, 10:33 AM   #9
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Gee Officer. I'm sorry I accerated to 100mph in my Ford F350 with a 4 horse trailer and went careening down the Pomona Freeway and hit a school bus full of grade schools kids which ran off the embankment, catching on fire, killing most of the children and a dozen pedestrians. But it wasn't my fault, see, because I got this big whiff of Sean's underwear while he was doing this neat wheelie trick......



This could even be better than the twinkie defense!





What will these idiots come up with next?
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Old 06-06-2005, 10:39 AM   #10
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It's the the smell of fear (TSOF) that I dread mostly. Kind of like B.O. but worse.



Liquid courage (used as an air freshener)works (burp).



And speaking of Liquid Courage, where can I get something to dissolve this suicidal gnat that's stuck in my windpipe? Wild Turkey? Everclear? Raid? (Cough hack) This is worse than a Pall Mall addiction.



BTW I like Pall Mall's latin slogan on it's infamous "coat of arms". "En Hoc Vinces" or

"We all cough at once". Seems fitting.

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