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seruzawa 04-09-2005 05:23 AM

Re: Scooters w/o plates = Terrorist Vehicle
Mixing together barely supervised 19 year olds and high explosives can often be very 'interesting'.

sarnali 04-09-2005 06:04 AM

Re: Scooters w/o plates = Terrorist Vehicle
We had a guy used to cool down cans of pop with C02 fire extinguishers. When a 440v pump motor started smoking we made him spray with it with salt water from the firemain to put it out.

He quit doing it after that.

naco_traficante 04-09-2005 06:10 AM

Is that a sheep ... or a bomb ?
This was just a diversion. Even now the Al-Qaeda frogmen are rolling their scooter-bombs into the real target ... Great Yarmouth.

DaveFla 04-09-2005 08:20 AM

But aspirin-related deaths...
...don't usually take a couple billion out of the economy.

seruzawa 04-09-2005 08:23 AM

Re: Scooters w/o plates = Terrorist Vehicle
We had a couple of idiots blow a hole in the deck of their gunboat by means of playing catch with a concussion grenade.

I caught another idiot who had been ordered to clean up behind the forward engine room switchboard. He'd taken the order to heart and had opened up the box that had the 450V 3phase 600amp MAIN DISCONNECT BUSBARS(!!!) and was cleaning them by hand. Thank God for the rubber mat otherwise I'd have had something very crispy to clean up.

I could go on for hours.

sarnali 04-09-2005 08:52 AM

Re: Scooters w/o plates = Terrorist Vehicle
The first time we were in the yards for an overhaul the NNSY asbestos crew came in and stripped all the old lagging pads out and re-wrapped all the piping that was found to have asbestos in it.

One of the MM's who liked to snooze on watch was pissed so he dug the cleanest pad out of the sealed and taped bags of asbestos waste and used it for a pillow in the tool room for a few months till he got caught and had to throw the pad over the side.

BMW4VWW 04-09-2005 11:20 AM

Re: But aspirin-related deaths...
Thanks to government non action in aspirin deaths. VWW

seruzawa 04-09-2005 11:22 AM

Re: But aspirin-related deaths...
I love it when the libs whine about how much something costs. The amazing irony only makes one's jaw drop to the floor in wonder.

Nplateau 04-09-2005 09:20 PM

Re: Scooters w/o plates = Terrorist Vehicle
LMAO... terrorist owned Ninja 250... roflmao...

Shhhh!!!! Don't tell 'em. I can hook you up with Slurpies(tm).

DragonF6 04-10-2005 03:19 AM

The same "pigs" you will go crying to when you have a problem.
Stereotyping any group of people, including the police, is small minded.

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