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Old 06-04-2004, 09:12 AM   #21
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Default Re: In Case You Missed It

I always wondered what happened, I used to like that rag, then it just started going downhill around the time kunitsugu (sp) got there and it jsut seemed to go downhill from there (dont know if it was him in particular, thats just a point of reference)...picked one up a couple years ago and I still dont think I've finished it.

Anyway, like what you've done with this place.
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Old 06-04-2004, 09:51 AM   #22
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Hey JohnnyB, thanks for the inside scoop. Nobody in a room full of bikers should be surprised if things get a little wild. No matter ... the scandals of yesterday become the legends of tomorrow.
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Old 06-04-2004, 10:17 AM   #23
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Jamie E. laments:



"Evans and John were locked in a drunken embrace until John decided to come tell me he knew I was still out to get him, then he decided to grab my butt for good measure."



A handful of JE's ass is why you are a legend. Smoooooth JB. Should have skipped the vodka and went straight for the Mezcal. Things would have gotten REALLY interesting then.
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Old 06-04-2004, 10:42 AM   #24
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Default Jamie's bootay

So JB, how about sharing some fond reminiscences of the contours and textures of a handful of Jamie's pushin' cushion? Is it nicer than Kimmy's?



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Old 06-04-2004, 10:48 AM   #25
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Default Next comes the field urinalysis...

"Yes, miss, I'll need you to pee in this cup for me. "



"Pee in this cup??? Why?!?"



"It seems you were a little slow leaving that stop sign back there and I believe you may be driving under the influence of a controlled substance."



"But all I've taken today are two Percogesic (tm) for a headache."



"I'll still have to have you pee in this cup, miss. You can use the back seat of my cruiser if you like."
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Old 06-04-2004, 11:02 AM   #26
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well, wild by standards of american honda is relatively sedate in most nursing homes.
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Old 06-04-2004, 11:09 AM   #27
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sadly i have squeezed the prosperous bike-pedalling glutes of sister kim only in my dreams. JE's is a little lean for my taste frankly tho I'd need a few more squeezes before reaching any sort of hard and fast conclusion...
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Old 06-04-2004, 11:16 AM   #28
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Default Re: Window knocking and sleep woes

It is the same on cruisers, touring bikes and sidecar rigs (I have all 3). Pay attention, be aware or be like that bug on your windsheild....Gee, may be that is why we of the Georgia Sidecar Club have our rally in a dry county with the nearest liquor store over 10 miles away on a twisty mountain road....ever hear of Two Wheels Only, that's the place...I wonder....
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Old 06-04-2004, 11:52 AM   #29
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Oooooh! Nice double entendre! The legend still has it!



How about Genevieve Schmitt? You ever get any lovin' from her?
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Old 06-04-2004, 12:01 PM   #30
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what r u doing bass i heard the surf is up? who's genevieve schmitt and what is this love you speak of?
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