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Old 10-13-2003, 06:30 PM   #1
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What's important here isn't the condition of the ass, or the asses that hit the ass, but what sort of motorcycle their asses were riding. We need to assign blame either to the drunken, overweight, perception impaired Harley asses OR to the race replica risk courting tank humper asses just to see how many people will get their panties in a bunch (between their ass cheeks)...



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Old 10-13-2003, 06:32 PM   #2
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Did I say people? I meant asses, of course...
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Old 10-13-2003, 06:34 PM   #3
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Is the ass's insurance going up? Maybe ABATE should pass a petition around to outlaw asses, or maybe the ass should sue ABATE for being such asses...
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Old 10-14-2003, 02:56 AM   #4
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Even if the "offending" bike were a repli-racer, it'd be no match for the truck that removed the struck mule from the road...that baby'd be HAULING ASS!!!
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Old 10-14-2003, 05:14 AM   #5
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Is MO planning a compro with various barnyard animals getting nailed by VFRs, SV650s and Concours ?

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Old 10-14-2003, 06:45 AM   #6
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Let's be clear. Blame for the accident is with the mule's owner regardless of the nature of the bike or riders....period.
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Old 10-14-2003, 06:57 AM   #7
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So stupid and yet so funny...
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Old 10-14-2003, 07:24 AM   #8
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Sounds like the perfect grist for the Highwayman's flamboyancy:



...before them stood a misfit of nature -- one genome less than a horse, one genome more than a donkey, wholly unable to replicate. Just as its genetic form defied nature, the mule's physical form defied the true pedigree of the machine and riders that bore down on it unerringly swiftly. The wind seemed to howl like a banshee, the engine thundered its undeniable POTATO-POTATO-POTATO! All of which reverberated through nature and came back as a scream in the riders ears, "Destroy this freak of nature, for it is a hideous amalgation!" Defying their own instincts for self-preservation, the riders bowed to the compulsion of maintaining genetic purity, and struck the beast, and left it lying in the road, braying for a swift death..."



And that's my half-assed tale. And everything turned out Okie-dokie.
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Old 10-14-2003, 09:05 AM   #9
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A fitting fate for the Asstrociteur!
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Old 10-14-2003, 10:44 AM   #10
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Fracking hilarious dude. I wonder how the Highwayman would feel if he knew his protege'

rode a VFR.
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