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Old 10-14-2003, 10:49 AM   #11
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Default It could have been a Gold Wing, genius...

Anti Harley and Sport bike in the same post, Cool!!



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Old 10-14-2003, 10:53 AM   #12
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Default Maybe it WAS a Gold Wing.....

Hmmm. most Harley riders notice a little ass on the side of the road, as do the Sport Bike guys. BMW riders usually actually pay attention to the road and wear helmets (almost religiously. Assuming these folks were not since they had head injuries), so it must have been a Gold Winger (have noticed a bunch of them out west, lidless, while I was on my Harley with a lid)....right after that stop at the Cracker Barrell. Anyway, if they are MOrons, we'll hear from them shortly....



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Old 10-14-2003, 02:06 PM   #13
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Default No way it was a Gold Wing.....

... the proximity alarm would have annunciated, simultaneously energizing delector shields; the auto-intuitive tractor beam w/intergrated transporter would have removed the hapless non-sentinent several parsecs away... to a safe class-M environment.. somewhere out there...
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Old 10-14-2003, 02:12 PM   #14
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Default Opps..

... that was intended to be "deflector shields"... whoa, Rigellian brandy... subtle but kicks.. uh, kick... urp, um, sumthin...
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Old 10-15-2003, 02:08 AM   #15
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Default Re: Dumb Ass!

Actually, I thought I would clarify this for all you "dumbasses." it is so blatantly obvious that they were operating a turbocharged, nitrous injected Kawasaki Mule that was moving at insane speeds.



In the mule's puffed-up, gas clouded mind that was operating in a speed-distorted haze, it did not realize that no matter how many mules it "jumped" and no matter how well "built" it was, the only results would be destruction and mayhem, not baby mules.



As we all know and have been warned, DO NOT BREATH nitrous, especially when it is forced down your nose by a turbocharger, as it is not funny to see smashed mules in the middle of the road.



As for the two riders, they should have put their heads together a little sooner, and at a lower velocity.......................
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Old 10-16-2003, 05:48 PM   #16
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http://www.amasuperbike.com/2003-Oct/031016d.htm
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