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Old 07-19-2010, 05:36 AM   #1
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Biker Found Shot, Dead After Collision With Deer - Pittsburgh News Story - WTAE Pittsburgh

Maybe the deer saw how injured the biker was and put him out of his misery.
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Old 07-19-2010, 05:49 AM   #2
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If only he had been wearing a helmet.

I think the deer did a Chuck Norris-style gun disarm cuz he was sick of those loud freakin' pipes.

It hurts their little dear ears.

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Old 07-19-2010, 05:56 AM   #3
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If only he had been wearing a helmet.

I think the deer did a Chuck Norris-style gun disarm cuz he was sick of those loud freakin' pipes.

It hurts their little dear ears.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
When Chuck Norris jumps into a swimming pool he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
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Old 07-19-2010, 06:03 AM   #4
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
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Old 07-19-2010, 06:07 AM   #5
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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Old 07-19-2010, 06:13 AM   #6
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Old 07-19-2010, 06:28 AM   #8
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
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