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Old 07-19-2010, 03:30 PM   #31
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Old 07-19-2010, 11:27 PM   #32
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Chuck Norris doesn't have sex with men because he's gay...Chuck Norris has sex with men because he ran out of women
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Old 06-07-2011, 08:32 PM   #33
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Biker Found Shot, Dead After Collision With Deer - Pittsburgh News Story - WTAE Pittsburgh

Maybe the deer saw how injured the biker was and put him out of his misery.
Really? So this guy is cruising along one morning, decides to shoot himself in the back of the head, split second after he pulls the trigger out walks a deer & splat? what kinda luck?
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Old 06-08-2011, 08:24 AM   #34
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That is the weirdest suicide by deer story I have ever read.
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Maybe he was trying to commit suicide by deer and failed. Then figured he might as well shot himself instead.

Kinda like the guy in Texas that shot himself "accidentally" twice with a bolt-action rifle.
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Old 06-08-2011, 09:28 AM   #36
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About the only thing dummer then suicide is a failed attempt. I think he shot himself in the head, while riding then accidently hit the deer. He should've swerved.
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Old 06-08-2011, 10:08 AM   #37
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Maybe he was trying to commit suicide by deer and failed. Then figured he might as well shot himself instead.

Kinda like the guy in Texas that shot himself "accidentally" twice with a bolt-action rifle.
"....cause of Death was a shotgun-blast to the base of the skull: LAPD has ruled it as a "Suicide"...."
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"....cause of Death was a shotgun-blast to the base of the skull: LAPD has ruled it as a "Suicide"...."

Well yeah....I mean if you're going to check out then shooting yourself in the back of the head with a shotgun should do the trick.....
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"....cause of Death was a shotgun-blast to the base of the skull: LAPD has ruled it as a "Suicide"...."
That wouldn't be an open casket ceremony.
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That wouldn't be an open casket ceremony.
Well, not the TOP half of the casket, anyway.
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